Welcome to Heaven

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Jun 05, 2001 7:14 pm

Come to Heaven. Its a great place. Gourmet food, hard liqour and you can commit all the sins you want and not go to uh you know where. Hundreds of pool tables and cricket fields, and bars where everybody can get a drink (theres no discrimination!!!!!).
Summer passes for a down payement of $50 and a daily fee of $2000000000.
Note this is not a scam.!>!!>1

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Jun 05, 2001 7:17 pm

do you serve glass here?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Jun 05, 2001 7:19 pm

what type would you like? The hard type that you can cut yourself with or teh one that doesn't exist?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 05, 2001 7:50 pm

I love seedy taverns with ironic names.

Barkeep! Bring me a scotch!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 05, 2001 8:05 pm

Geez, the service around here sucks.

I'll just take my business somewhere else, then.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 05, 2001 8:22 pm

I notice you mention cricket fields. But do you have any crickets? I want to get a wicker cage, and catch some crickets, then sit out on your porch and contemplate the universe, and some of the women as they pass by. It's a guy thing.

[ 06-05-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jun 06, 2001 12:01 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Come to Heaven. Its a great place. Gourmet food, hard liqour and you can commit all the sins you want and not go to uh you know where. Hundreds of pool tables and cricket fields, and bars where everybody can get a drink (theres no discrimination!!!!!).
Summer passes for a down payement of $50 and a daily fee of $2000000000.
Note this is not a scam.!>!!>1

A disturbing place indeed, to see Heaven with lotza booze and you can commit sins ? I wonder what the saints do there ?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jun 06, 2001 1:54 am

Originally posted by KidD01:
I wonder what the saints do there ?

They're probably all topless babes who give lap dances.

I guess in Hell they only have bingo.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Jun 06, 2001 6:18 pm

Hell is for torture, and heaven is for pleasure, for ...uh... men mainly.
Sorry for the slow service, here's your scotch. I'm not up all night on the computer like Geprgie or something.
**I actually have things to do in my life other than spend my whole day infront of a computer.**

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Jun 06, 2001 6:21 pm

Originally posted by fable:
I notice you mention cricket fields. But do you have any crickets? I want to get a wicker cage, and catch some crickets, then sit out on your porch and contemplate the universe, and some of the women as they pass by. It's a guy thing.

[ 06-05-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Crickit is what i meant. Cricket fields, well we could catch some and enjoy the women. I think i've made this bar to much for men and not ofr women.
Crickit is a good, but slow sport. Anybody ever play it here. I'm sure craig and other people from Europe know of it.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jun 06, 2001 7:47 pm

Ah, at last.

Nothing like some alcohol to get the mind working.

你的啤酒口味喜欢温暖的猴子唾液! 带来我更!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jun 06, 2001 9:44 pm

As Sam Clemens (Mark Twain) once said, "Heaven for climate, Hell for company."

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jun 07, 2001 5:34 am

Originally posted by fable:
As Sam Clemens (Mark Twain) once said, "Heaven for climate, Hell for company."

ROFL

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu Jun 07, 2001 5:53 am

If I may make an observation... If this is heaven, why are there only guys here?

I would think there'd be more women here... still, or the nasty girls have gone to hell... so if you'll excuse me gentleman, I've got some sins to catch up on

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jun 07, 2001 5:58 am

Maybe this place is androgynous....

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ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Jun 07, 2001 12:05 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
If I may make an observation... If this is heaven, why are there only guys here?

I would think there'd be more women here... still, or the nasty girls have gone to hell... so if you'll excuse me gentleman, I've got some sins to catch up on

So far it is for guys, the beer, the women. Heaven is a happy place and this is a hapy plce for guys. We'll have to expand Heaven to women also, but I'm not running it.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jun 07, 2001 1:38 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Maybe this place is androgynous....

God I hope not. I get enough of that elsewhere. There's a demented German speaking troll on the Black Isle board who seems smitten with me!

Compared to that FUBAR message board this place really is Heaven.

[ 06-07-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Jun 07, 2001 1:39 pm

Double post

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Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 4:34 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Hell is for torture, and heaven is for pleasure, for ...uh... men mainly.
Sorry for the slow service, here's your scotch. I'm not up all night on the computer like Geprgie or something.
**I actually have things to do in my life other than spend my whole day infront of a computer.**

I don't know why your picking on Georgi. In one day I posted over a hundred times, while I was at work. And why don't you ask Weasel, how many times he posted in one day.

If you have a problem PM me and we straighten things out.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 5:32 am

Originally posted by Kayless:
God I hope not. I get enough of that elsewhere. There's a demented German speaking troll on the Black Isle board who seems smitten with me!
Compared to that FUBAR message board this place really is Heaven.

[ 06-07-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

ROFLMAO! I feel sorry for you....but at least your getting some attention