Things to doa at an AA meeting

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 7:58 am

Start telling all your old drinking stories followed by the line, man those were the days.

Start a group sing-a-long of 99 bottles of beer.

Show up in a toga with a case in each hand.

When someone tells a really depressing story,say you really need a drink.

Bring every scrap of medical evidence that indicates a beer a day is good for you.

Wear a "party til you puke" t-shirt

Show up with a bottle of root beer wrapped in a paper bag and take a swig every once in a while.

Ask members where th best bar in town is.

put a vhs tape in showing nothing but six hours of beer commercials.

after the session, make a big show out of trying to take the couselers keys so he won't "drive home in his condition"

Ask random members of the group, "hey didn't I see you at the club last night? Man you were so WASTED".

Put on a cassette of Merle Haggard, Alan Jackson,and George Jones.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:36 am

When people start saying that their addicted to Alchol, stand up and say "You call that an addiction! I used to suck **** for coke man! Have you ever sucked **** for Beer!"

And make sure you say it an English-Spanish accent.

[ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:39 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>When people start saying that their addicted to Alchol, stand up and say "You call that an addiction! I used to suck **** for coke man! Have you ever sucked **** for Beer!"

And make sure you say it an English-Spanish accent.

</STRONG>

You used to suck for drugs?

[ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:43 am

Nah, it's a take off from the movie "Half Baked"

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:50 am

tHats what ThEy aLl saY.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 11:03 am

Bear in mind Aegis you are breaking Forum Rules by "Purposely posting profanity in a way as to avoid our filter".

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Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 1:43 pm

Get your car started

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 4:37 pm

Anyone for a Guinness, I brought a cooler full.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:04 pm

@Sleep: No offense to your new position or anything, but that word really can't be considered profanity. It is a natural piece of the male anatomy, and is even used as the name of people. I personaly think that the filter used by Ultimate Bulliten Board is too picky about the words it screens.

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:13 pm

It's a necessary evil, I suppose...
sometimes I have to mispell a perfectly acceptable word to get it through:

Hitchkok
Cokroaches
Coktails
Diktator ha ha ha not really how about
Philip K. Dik?

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:27 pm

o O Sleepy is uphoading the rules!

I think the censoring device work properly, so no harm no foul. right?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 3:01 am

With respect Aegis, i think that we would be viewed has hypocritical if we were to be inconsistent about which swear words were allowed. The filter makes the decision not us.

If the word you used was in a scientific or discussion context then i can understand, but your use was in a pornographic manner which some might find offensive.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 3:49 am

Well done Mr Sleep.

You know Aegis, he does like to suck big...

Personally, having been someone who drank too much in the past, I don't find Alcoholism at all funny. I was able to stop drinking by myself (well, *almost*

) but some people need help to do that.