The Strangest, Part Deux: The Evil Twin Strikes Back

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:47 pm

... oh yeah, that too ...

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:48 pm

...Oh! (you think), this is truly the stuff of legends! You ask Messiah for the autograph...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:50 pm

... So now with all 3.1415? ingredients you walk back but are waylaid by a man that tells you
"people tis is supposed to be a coherent story if irrational. You must stop posting so much or replies will be inchoherant. just by the way i'm the narrator and i'm REALLY unkillable"
so with that note of warning you .....

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:51 pm

... get extremely confused ...

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:54 pm

... and realize that you misplaced the recipe. You try to recall the complex process of concocting antidotes but...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:55 pm

... The little man pops again
"Hi, me again narrator. See what happens when you post too fast!?!?!?"
You block him out and clim into your space saucer and activate the tea lights....

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:59 pm

... you politely explain to the narrator that your attention span is well overborne and you need a commercial break badly ...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:01 pm

.... "Hey this is joe for joes auto and we have some deals for you ... " You punch joe in the nose and throw thim out the air lock and take off headed for .....

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:02 pm

... joe's auto ...

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:06 pm

...maybe a little nap in the freezer would help your recollection... The saucer is softly humming... Or is it one of your malfunctioning implants?.. You get confused again... Oh, Tricky, it is all your fault...

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:10 pm

... things are bad for you now. You try reciting whole scenes from Star Wars. It doesn't help ...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:57 pm

.... Yes it is. Trickee the now fired mechanic at joes auto who put the exaust filters in backwards. Now with that fixed....

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:09 pm

...you look at the floorboard and see 3 pedals. From left to right, they are: clutch, brake, gas. You press down on the clutch pedal and then move the gearshift into the neutral position. Keeping the clutch pedal down, you put the saucer into first gear by moving the gearshift to the top-left position (you have a manual transmission)... The saucer jerks and falls apart. Is it Joe's sabotage ot too much mandrake root?..

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:12 pm

....Neither, as this a space sucer the best way to move it off is not to fiddle with the self sestuct lever and say "clutch, first, gas clutch"

Now with that titbit we.....

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:10 pm

...can throw the useless manual into the special incinerator for the useless manuals and set the course towards the Asteroid 666-Prime. Your seventh sense tells you that you must go there to find the ANSWER. You try to recall the QUESTION... Meanwhile, you hear a strange noise coming out of the junk compartment. You look at the junk compartment monitor. Of, nooooo!!! With horror, you watch the scrapped robot transforming into...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:32 pm

.... A CD player. (from tywan) Which then falls apart. the question is lurking....

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:14 am

...close to the junk CD player. You quickly activate the trash compactor. But will you be able to compact the Taiwan CD player without making the question too compact as well, which is out of question?.. Your head is spinning...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:45 pm

...Because you are tranding on the turntable. you get off to find the trash compacter is finished. you open it to .....

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:07 pm

...look inside, and the question pops up and off. You catch the semi-compacted question and stuff it in a bottle which you pick up from the junk pile. Now it is time to find out what it is all about. You return to the cockpit and carefully insert the bottle in the special bottle-synchrophasotron. In a moment you will finally learn about your quest...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:19 am

... if the machine hadn't broken down 1 second after the warranty expired