Join MY Cult

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed May 09, 2001 1:53 pm

Join now and live a happy life.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed May 09, 2001 1:56 pm

Hmmmm What are the benefits of joining??

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:06 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
Hmmmm What are the benefits of joining??

Please remember that you are already chairman of my ...errr.... fanclub or whatever it is.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:13 pm

You know, you don't get to see many gods who are willing to advertise. If nothing else, Thorin's at least investigating modern trends, and that's in his favor.

Or is it His favor? Or Her favor, or Its favor? Has anyone asked this self-proclaimed deity if it has a sexual orientation?

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:15 pm

Originally posted by fable:
<snip> Has anyone asked this self-proclaimed deity if it has a sexual orientation?

Do we really want to know?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:27 pm

@Flagg, you have a point. As with the Great Mysteries in many religions (Christianity, Mithraisim, Ceres, etc), this may well be one of those Things It Is Better Not to Know.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 09, 2001 4:26 pm

Is this a cult of non-personalties?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:24 pm

Join my cult instead
You get the warm cheesey feeling on the inside if you join

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed May 09, 2001 10:50 pm

A post that makes no sense

[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 12:59 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
A post that makes no sense

I see this post and I wonder...do any of our posts make any sense?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:01 pm

yes, they do, but only to those who have been here a while

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:08 pm

@ Thorin,

I must say the details are vague, however, as I am currently unaffiliated; I will join your cult.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:56 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
@ Thorin,

I must say the details are vague, however, as I am currently unaffiliated; I will join your cult.

Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:04 pm

by fable
Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.

Yikes. It would seem that sacrifice would contradict the happy life promised to me by Thorin. Are you implying that cults are not all they're written up to be?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:07 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.

Lucky for me, I'm an untouchable goddess of death and rebirth.

Even if I were to die, I'd be reborn again.

Recoba · Post by **Recoba** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:45 pm

A cult - sounds dangerous!

*runs away*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:49 pm

hmm... We have more Cultists in here then the entire KKK cobined...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 2:52 pm

@SS- Why are you bumping my topics. Please stop. Their thing remember. I don't want any others bumped please.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:33 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
@SS- Why are you bumping my topics. Please stop. Their thing remember. I don't want any others bumped please.

I'm not specifically bumping your topics. I was bored and went looking at very old topics. Found some interesting ones and bumped'em. I'll try to avoid bumping any other topics of yours, though, k?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:34 pm

Thats a first... People displeased at their thread res.