I AM A PEON!!!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 09, 2001 1:34 pm

I look at all you master spammers with thousands of posts and realize just how pathetic I am! People who registered at the same time I did now have twice as many posts! Even the alter egos have more then me! (Talk about performance anxiety) I’m the margarine of spamming!!! The diet coke of spamming!!! (Just 1 calorie not enough spam) I’M NOT WORTHY!!! *crawls under a rock*

“I suck.”

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed May 09, 2001 1:38 pm

@Kayless...the amount doesn't matter...it's the content...(Look at mine..LMAO

nothing but SPAM)

Congrats on the 300th post as well.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 09, 2001 1:43 pm

Thanks Weasel…But I’m still a peon compared to you.

Everybody do the peon dance!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed May 09, 2001 1:47 pm

Hey I was told them pic's were destroyed

Now the whole board knows what I look like..

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:05 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
Hey I was told them pic's were destroyed
Now the whole board knows what I look like..

Well at least it's better then looking like this.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:08 pm

Originally posted by Kayless:
<snip> I’M NOT WORTHY!!!

How to react to this...

Everyone is worthy of spam though.

Spam is a part of us all.

We are all made up of spam

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:10 pm

@Kayless...I have to agree..

To all you lurker's later..I have to run...TOO MUCH spam for one session

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:16 pm

Originally posted by Flagg:
Everyone is worthy of spam though. Spam is a part of us all. We are all made up of spam

"Try not. Spam. Or spam not. There is no try."

[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:20 pm

Hmmm... I am a fan of Star Wars, but why is that it has to be dragged into every discussion...

Here I am trying to start a serious discussion on how we are all made up of spam, and you have to drag in Yoda... *arg*

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:34 pm

Sorry about that, Flagg.

Well I can assure you that Yoda will not be appearing in this post! (Maybe assure is too strong a word)

[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:41 pm

@Kayless... On a slightly more serious note... Please don't post any large images or the more heavier stuff to load, as it can cause slow down problems and increase loading times for people with a slow connection. We want to keep this site loading time friendly for everyone...

Having said that..... I have noticed that you have become a more...errr...permanent member at SYM..

Welcome

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:43 pm

I mark this day i will one day become a spam lord!!!!!! Mwaahahahahaha cough mucus cough MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHha ha ha ha ha

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:49 pm

Originally posted by cheesemage:
I mark this day i will one day become a spam lord!!!!!!

I can say with a minor feeling of pride that I was spamlord for a day...

You still have about 4500 posts to go to catch up with Weasel..

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:50 pm

Originally posted by Flagg:
@Kayless... On a slightly more serious note... Please don't post any large images or the more heavier stuff to load, as it can cause slow down problems and increase loading times for people with a slow connection. We want to keep this site loading time friendly for everyone...

Having said that..... I have noticed that you have become a more...errr...permanent member at SYM.. Welcome

I try to keep my animated spam fairly small (believe me, you don’t want to know how large some of my gifs can get! I guess it’s that insecurity thing again.

) I guess I have been spending a bit more time in SYM lately. I’ve avoided it in the past since as a recovering spamaholic the plethora of taverns is a dire temptation.

Besides, the BG2 and Icewind Dale boards are kind of inactive at the moment. Does this mean I get an honorable mention in the Prespammer’s Guide?

[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:50 pm

Originally posted by Kayless:
“I suck.”

It seems that everyone missed this one....

Exactly what do you suck?

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed May 09, 2001 2:52 pm

Cheesemage-I will be spam lord!

The master Spamer of the BG2 board has spoken.

[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Gaxx_Firkraag ]

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:00 pm

Originally posted by Flagg:
It seems that everyone missed this one....

Exactly what do you suck?

I knew it! I knew someone would twist that into a sexual innuendo! I was originally going to use a Simpson’s quote ( "I didn’t think it was possible but this both sucks and blows" ) but decided against it for that explicit reason! To no avail it seems. *sigh* Where’s Rudy Gulianni when you need him? He’d close down this Red Light section of Game Banshee in a second.

[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:02 pm

Originally posted by Kayless:
He’d close down this Red Light section of Game Banshee in a second.

Not on my watch...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:07 pm

@Flagg: On a slightly more serious note... Please don't post any large images or the more heavier stuff to load, as it can cause slow down problems and increase loading times for people with a slow connection. We want to keep this site loading time friendly for everyone...

@Flagg, you should check out some of those "club style" topics up in the BG2 area (Order of the Divine Master Mages Without a Fez, or that kind of stuff) if you want to see some images competing with one another for sheer size.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:09 pm

@Fable... Thanks for the heads up... I will check it out.