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What would you do if you could be the opposite gender ?

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Good evening and rejoice! This is my 400th post :eek: !
Yes it is! Wow I'm a big man now!
I'd like to say: Gamebanshee nalon isqh mitha! Chuck de phatey, oi balle balle!
And of course: thank you all for the joy I had while being here and accepting me within your SYMgroup! :)


And what do you know! It's spring! That beautiful time when the concentration of reproductive hormones in your blood begins to raise! The mating season has begun; SYM members are discussing the most important aspects of the same/opposite gender! I'd like to continue this discussion with the following question:

"What would you do if you could be the opposite gender for a day??!?"

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Hello SeriousOmar :rolleyes:

So essentially you wouldn't do anything different?
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Holland the one country I'm now scared to go to :D :D :D
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Congrats to Omar for his 400th post :D :D :p .
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Shaving is really not all its cracked up to be. My legs have many scars.

Anyway- you have to shave, don't you?
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I will be just happy if I don't suffer from PMS every month, really.
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@Vixen: I shaved my legs sometimes because of the massages ofter soccer matches. now I only shave my face sometimes :)

@Minerva:What does PMS stand for?

@Waverly: SeriousOmar is no more; he graded Omar with four stars; can you believe that!?

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@Omar: Do you really want to know? :rolleyes:

I think it will just make you feel lucky not to be a woman, actually...
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@Omar; Past Major Stress (PMS). Close enough :eek: !

I'd 'get in touch with my male side'. :D

And then, well don't we all really want to know what orgasm feels like to the other person? :eek: :eek: :eek:
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On that note, if I were a woman for a day...

I'd sit around groping my own breasts. :p
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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>I'd sit around groping my own breasts. :p </STRONG>
We would expect nothing else from you... :p :p
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Well, I imagine that being male would make camping much easier....Trees would acquire a wholly new significance ;)
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@Dragon wench: Well, I imagine that being male would make camping much easier....Trees would acquire a wholly new significance

You overrate the value of hydraulics in external plumbing systems. A quiet spot between bushes is as good as a tree, and often more plentiful. :)
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Good thing that Buck silenced Omar on his posts. I am surprised that he did it so late though.
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Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>Well, I imagine that being male would make camping much easier....Trees would acquire a wholly new significance ;) </STRONG>
Heh, depends on where. Last time I was camping I was with my husband and 2 other men at the slope of a vulcano that recently had an eruption. Extremely windy, sparse vegetaion. The 3 men had to adapt the sitting style that European women often use... ;)
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Myself, I'd go around trying to pick up girls and see I get more as a woman than as a man.
It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.

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No comment... :D
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Well, I took the Starlights' course, but well, I haven't really tried it yet...

Maybe we should ask the Starlights :eek:
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