Waverly’s 9 Circle’s of Hell

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue May 08, 2001 8:53 am

If you have been naughty in your SYM lifetime, one day your login will cease to exist. Perhaps you move on, or get banned, or maybe you deleted your cookies and can’t remember your password. At that time you pass beyond the mortal veil and face judgment. Your heart will be weighed against the volume of Weasel’s posts and you *will* be found unworthy. You will walk alone along an uneven and thorny path to the first circle of hell.
-In the first circle, Craig is online all the time. He asks you questions, flames you, talks pokemon with you…and should you stoop so low as to flame him…
-You enter the second circle. Here Pope reigns as moderator. When he bans you, and he will…
-You enter the third circle. You are greeted by friendly marines. All seems well until you realize they have no pants; and want to remove yours as well. If you can’t satiate them, and believe me you cannot, they will throw you headlong to…
-The forth circle. This is known as Baassie land. You will have many adventures in Baassie land until the supreme being finds you have umpteen user names and expels you in the direction of…
-The fifth circle of hell. You won’t spend much time here. You find that you cannot login and get continuous ‘cannot load errors’.
-In the sixth circle, the monkey shocks you. Not only that, but he buys you into slavery with banana bucks and shares you with his buddy, Darkpetunia. They don’t tire of you soon either, so should you decide to escape, you can only go in one direction:
-And things go from bad to worse. In the seventh circle you find employment at Foul’s company. Not only must you work with Foul, but you must endure the petty torments of his CEO, Ubik. After he has drained you of your will to go on, you are fired and move to
-The eighth circle. No matter what your sex, the denizens of the eighth circle will flirt with you incessantly. These Flaggs, as they are called, will drive you to the brink of madness until you fall through the thin substance of this realm and fall naked and unaware into…
-The ninth and innermost circle of hell. Here you will rot in a never ending array of virtual pubs, discussing the weather in various localities with White Rabbit and other vile evildoers. Foul will sabotage your rating while Weasel repairs you computer.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue May 08, 2001 8:57 am

ONLY first circle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue May 08, 2001 9:00 am

LOL. My idea of the first circle has already happened. I joined Waverly and Foul in 4 star teritory

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue May 08, 2001 9:08 am

LMAO Waverly

@ Grunt..I turned mine off with all 5 stars intact

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue May 08, 2001 9:13 am

I knew I would be in charge of the ninth hell

Long Live the Spammer King

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:33 pm

Waverly-So Gamebanshee is a (mild) combination of all the levels of hell??

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:51 pm

What about heaven. Anybody care to join me in my virtuous land of plenty?

I don't fancy the idea of hell much...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:53 pm

Vixen: Sure

Though..will there be any men there at all?? They may be stuck in the bowels of hell before they can make it to heaven....

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:57 pm

I'll be on the neutral ground (erm,Earth,I guess

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Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:48 am

Brink you could swap soul with people in one of the circles so you could make them fence sit

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed May 09, 2001 7:20 am

craig-Fence-sitting is a priviledge,not a punishment

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed May 09, 2001 10:13 am

Ok then make them put themselves down

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed May 09, 2001 11:56 am

Notice to lurkers and spammers...even serious posters

Please start posting

Yours truly

Weasel.

I'm still in the 9th circle

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun May 13, 2001 8:56 am

Is it always the weekend in the 5th circle?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 13, 2001 4:21 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Is it always the weekend in the 5th circle? </STRONG>

LOL

And it's not only one or two spammers there...

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun May 13, 2001 4:28 pm

LMAO
good topic

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun May 13, 2001 4:39 pm

HAHA, THIS GREAT, BUT IT WON'T EFFECT GOD. TOO BAD THESE MORTALS SUFER.

You should add cheesemage to the first circle with craig. He's online all the time too.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Sun May 13, 2001 11:50 pm

Vixen and Vivien, any place you two are is surely heaven

Make way for the mighty Vehemence

Oooh, sounds like a bad porno movie, staring Vixen, Vivien and Vehemence, it's the Planet of the V's!!!

*Bad porn music starts in the background*

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Mon May 14, 2001 12:06 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Vixen and Vivien, any place you two are is surely heaven Make way for the mighty Vehemence

Oooh, sounds like a bad porno movie, staring Vixen, Vivien and Vehemence, it's the Planet of the V's!!! *Bad porn music starts in the background* </STRONG>

We could be Charlies Angels.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 12:08 am

Hmm Vix..I'm not sure i want to see Veh dressed up as a girl