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Yshania
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Posted by Vehemence -
I know, I know, see the effect I have on the ladies here, they can't even think straight. Ah geeze
Good constanoon afterble.
I am not under the affluence of Vehemence and cosmic incahol - though many thinkle may peep I am!
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Another oneOriginally posted by Yshania:
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Good constanoon afterble.
I am not under the affluence of Vehemence and cosmic incahol - though many thinkle may peep I am!
I must be like Kramer, Kevorka! Gotta take a bath in garlic and vinegar to get rid of the Kevorka! Ah bugger it, I think I'll abuse my powers for a century or two first
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Pfft, like no-one has ever tried to assassinate me beforeOriginally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>A century or two? I hate to break to ya Veh, but you'll be assinated before then... I have foretold it!
Clone number 632.65/2 will of course be used for the assassination. I however, will LIVE FOREVER content with the knowledge that I'm really quite comfortable
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
*Vehemence sits at the bar with his whiskey and sorrows*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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dragon wench
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be hear all week. You can catch my performance at both 3 and 6'o'clock.
Aren't there forum rules against activities like that?
@Gwally, I hope that at least he's giving you a cut......
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dragon wench
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Are they a part of his "performance," or does he use them for other more private purposes?Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>@DW: Actually, I have to pay him! (in baby oil and roofing nails)
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dragon wench
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@Gwally,
Hmmmmm......I haven't yet encountered anybody with a thing for baby oil, most of my friends prefer olive oil.
Hmmmmm......I haven't yet encountered anybody with a thing for baby oil, most of my friends prefer olive oil.
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