The Pub of the Future
Hey! I'm quite trim! And buff too *flexes muscles for the ladies, watch how they swoon*Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>It has nothing to do with your jiggle test, and everything to do with Vehemence's *cough*beergut*cough*
A diet of 100% SPAM and you too could be buff like me
Did I mention strapping? Muscular? Beefy? No maybe not beefy... too many ways to interpret that Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
The lead Vehemence told me to tell you all that any further attempts to cage, tranquilise, spray with a hose, or stop in any way will result in severe spamming to the nth degreeOriginally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>The problem with Vehemence is that here in the future, he managed to clone himself. Now, his spam has increased exponentially, and if you tranq. one Veh, the rest over-power you.
Bah, like a cage could hold me! It's like trying to catch a gorilla with a mousetrap
Of course I'm not implying I'm a gorilla, I'm sure many others will already make that assumption though
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Who you calling a sick freak?Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>The same kind of sick freak that Veh and myself our!
My freakiness is quite healthy, I assure you!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Where's the beef? Nevermind, I'm too chicken to want to know. BTW, there's something fishy about your muscles. *brain breaks as she tries to figure out how to use pork in this post* @.x *stumbles away muttering* Need more Spam.Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Hey! I'm quite trim! And buff too *flexes muscles for the ladies, watch how they swoon*
A diet of 100% SPAM and you too could be buff like me
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I know, I know, see the effect I have on the ladies here, they can't even think straight. Ah geezeOriginally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Where's the beef? Nevermind, I'm too chicken to want to know. BTW, there's something fishy about your muscles. *brain breaks as she tries to figure out how to use pork in this post* @.x *stumbles away muttering* Need more Spam.</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.