@DW do you want a turn? He's very comfy?Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Right... so who's sitting on me now?</STRONG>
The Pub of the Future
Do I get a say here?Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@DW do you want a turn? He's very comfy?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Well, yea, fine a technicality... god I hate those... but still, I'm no father Christmas you know! And stop tugging on my beard and poking my belly full of jellyOriginally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Hey, you asked!!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
*Dr. Aegis enters the room*
Vehemence, I have a test to see just how full of jelly (Or another substance, which I shant name here) you are.
*Approaches Veh, and exposes his belly. He then slaps it viciously, sending the "blubber" jiggling from side to side...*
It is what I call the jiggle test.... Very interesting results...
Vehemence, I have a test to see just how full of jelly (Or another substance, which I shant name here) you are.
*Approaches Veh, and exposes his belly. He then slaps it viciously, sending the "blubber" jiggling from side to side...*
It is what I call the jiggle test.... Very interesting results...
Oi! Leave my belly alone!Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>*Dr. Aegis enters the room*
Vehemence, I have a test to see just how full of jelly (Or another substance, which I shant name here) you are.
*Approaches Veh, and exposes his belly. He then slaps it viciously, sending the "blubber" jiggling from side to side...*
It is what I call the jiggle test.... Very interesting results...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
This so-called "pub of the future" is naff. The cigarette machine still jams, the condom machine nicked my money, the robot barmaid spilled my drinks and "virtual hangovers" aren't half as much fun. Oh, and Mr Sleep just passed out because someone whacked him on the head with a virtual pool cue.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
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Hmmm. Weasel was supposed to be fixing thos robots.Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>This so-called "pub of the future" is naff. The cigarette machine still jams, the condom machine nicked my money, the robot barmaid spilled my drinks and "virtual hangovers" aren't half as much fun. Oh, and Mr Sleep just passed out because someone whacked him on the head with a virtual pool cue.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
LMAO!Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@Sleep it's that darn spammer Vehemence, he keeps getting out of his cage...
Youv'e got to remember to use more of the tranquiliser, just remember to ask hector, he can get you anything you want..... I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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But you know, Georgi, I don't think that he actually wants to run anywhere. It could be that he enjoys the punishment.Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I think DW and I are a bad influence on each other
But your mind could still be salvaged, Gwally... Run!
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