Cool Joke

[Bloodstalker]

This 95 year old man walks up to this 23 year old lady on the beach.

"Excuse me, dear",He says," but i feel that after my long life I have earned the right to be forward. I am an intensly lonely man, and have been without the pleasure of female company for many years now. However, I Have done rather well for myself, and have a vast fortune totalling well over $500,000,000, but no children or living realatives to leave it to. So I was wondering, if I was willing to leave my entire estate to you, would you consider giving this poor old man one last night of fleshly pleasure?"

The lady looks at him, and says, "Well sure I would sweetheart, I would be more than willing"

The man opens his wallet and pulls out a $5.00 bill. "Well, can I get get a quick five minute job for this?"

The lady slaps the old man across the face and screams, "What kind of a woman do you think I am?"

The old man looks back at her and replys," Well, we have already established that, now we're just haggling over the price"

[Xandax]

*LOL*