Stuff you'd like to say but nowhere to say it.

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 11:34 am

Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder?! Now what's that? Do we give away prizes for attempted chemistry??

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 2:11 pm

Carl:Is lenny really that stupid
Lenny:Hmph
Carl:Is Barney really that drunk
BarneyHmph
Carl:is homer really that fat and ugly
Homer:Hmph
*all burst out crying
Carl:See this is why o don't talk much.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 5:58 pm

Duff-Man: That brown patch can use a-little-H-2-O! Ugh! *Pelvic thrust*

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 6:13 pm

The Simpsons' Halloween spoofs are always great.

Ghost Moe: "So, what'll it be, Homer?"
Homer: "Moe...gimme a beer!"
Ghost Moe: "No. Not unless you kill your family."
Homer: "Why should I kill my family?"
Ghost Moe: "Uh...they'd be much happier as ghosts."
Homer: "You don't look so happy."
Moe: "Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy - la la la, la la la la. See? *grabs Homer* Now waste your family, and I'll give you a beer!"

Owner: "Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!"
Homer: *worried* "Ooooh, that's bad."
Owner: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: *worried* "That's bad."
Owner: "But you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: *relieved* "That's good."
Owner: "The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate."
Homer: *stares*
Owner: "That's bad."

Grandpa: *shouting* "That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!"
Marge: "Grandpa, you said that about all the presents."
Grandpa: *whines* "I just want attention."