Such as...
Tell yo friends about me!
Stuff you'd like to say but nowhere to say it.
Stuff you'd like to say but nowhere to say it.
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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ThorinOakensfield
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Why must I be so smart??? Why why??
Is it because I try to hit light speed by the time I leave the front yard?? The Enterprise does....why can't I???
Will these speedo's ever stay on?? Ever??
Would I be a good President?? I'm good hearted like the peanutman. Give me a chance...
Donate a dollar to me and I will sing you a song..
I'm someone's alter-ego...have been for a long time....can you guess who??
Is it because I try to hit light speed by the time I leave the front yard?? The Enterprise does....why can't I???
Will these speedo's ever stay on?? Ever??
Would I be a good President?? I'm good hearted like the peanutman. Give me a chance...
Donate a dollar to me and I will sing you a song..
I'm someone's alter-ego...have been for a long time....can you guess who??
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
"My Eyes, the goggles do nothing" is what Ramier Wolfcastle said as he was playing the Radioactive man in the Simpsons 
I loved that one
I loved that one
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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ThorinOakensfield
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Why did Buck get rid of the original(Slyweasel) when he could have got rid of the alter ego(Weasel). We can all blame Weasel for the demise of Sly.Originally posted by Weasel:
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I'm someone's alter-ego...have been for a long time....can you guess who??</STRONG>
[url="http://www.svelmoe.dk/blade/index.htm"]Blades of Banshee[/url] Are you up to the challenge?
I AM GOD
I AM GOD
Finally someone got that!Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>"My Eyes, the goggles do nothing" is what Ramier Wolfcastle said as he was playing the Radioactive man in the Simpsons
I loved that one
That scene is the single most hysterical moment in the entire history of the Simpsons. My chemistry teacher back in high school thought it was great too (he even joked that the goggles really did do nothing. The schools just had students wear them for insurance purposes). Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
oooh, I don't know, theres been some classics!Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Finally someone got that!
Homer: Who wants to drive through the cactus patch?
Bart and Lisa: Me!
Sideshow Bob: (strapped under the car) No!
Homer: 2 against 1
(drives through the cactus patch).Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
LOL Sideshow Bob is in some of the best episodes. Gil is great too. Whenever he's in a scene I crack up.
"Come on baby, show Gil a four!"
"Craps!"
"Why did I bet the company payrole? Ohhh Gil's in a lot of trouble!"
"Come on baby, show Gil a four!"
"Craps!"
"Why did I bet the company payrole? Ohhh Gil's in a lot of trouble!"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Remember this one?
Moe: (phone rings, Moe picks up) Moe's Tavern
Mr. Burns: (on the other end of the line) I'm looking for a mister Smithers, first name Walin.
Moe: Oh, so your looking for a mister Smithers are you, first name Walin is it? Listen to me you, when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you. And I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
Moe: (phone rings, Moe picks up) Moe's Tavern
Mr. Burns: (on the other end of the line) I'm looking for a mister Smithers, first name Walin.
Moe: Oh, so your looking for a mister Smithers are you, first name Walin is it? Listen to me you, when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you. And I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Flanders: Hey, Simpson, I'm feeling a mite peckish, mind if I chew your ear?
Homer: (Fires double barreled shotgun at Flanders)
Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
I loved that one
Homer: (Fires double barreled shotgun at Flanders)
Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
I loved that one Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
One of the Halloween eppisodes:
Homer: Come here Marge... I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!
*he starts making all these faces and screaming all these weird sounds*
*he turns to the side and looks at a mirror while he is screwing up his face*
*he screams, faints, and falls down the stairs*
Homer: Come here Marge... I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!
*he starts making all these faces and screaming all these weird sounds*
*he turns to the side and looks at a mirror while he is screwing up his face*
*he screams, faints, and falls down the stairs*
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.