News from the front...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 20, 2001 9:35 am

Perhaps you wanna try my "little friend" here ?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun May 20, 2001 9:58 am

“Dorfmuu use his cowardice as an unconquerable weapon!!!! Foolish human, you cannot hope to comprehend Dorfmuu’s true power! Not even Diablo can stand against his divine wrath!!!”

“You talking smack again, bitch? Step off cause you ain’t nothing!”

“Ahh, my archrival, Funktor the Gibberling God! So we meet again my ancient adversary!”

“Shut your hole fool! I’m here to bust a cap in your dome!”

“INSOLENT ASS MONKEY!!! DIE!!!!!!”

*Behold the awesome clash (slap fight) of the titans*

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Disciple of Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes who can bitch slap Drizzt, Elminster, Mystra, Ao, and yo’ momma.

[ 05-20-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 20, 2001 10:07 am

@Kayless :

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun May 20, 2001 10:10 am

Hmmm, I think Dorfmuu’s going to be involved in this mighty battle for a while. Let us all pray that the Mighty One emerges victorious.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 6:56 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
A bloody battle broke out today when men of the 8th Pimp Battalion ran into the entrenched Pantless Marines of the First Division. The Necrophaeliac Air Force of Wing Commander Ubik soon began to take advantage of the increasing body count.

It was carnage out there. Soon, tanks from the 21st Cumshot Cavalry (General O'Wry commanding ) turned up and started to blast away at the increasingly exposed pantless marines, who hitched up their britches and made a run for it.

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roflmao!!!

So what happened to the 8th pimp batallion?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 7:33 am

They ran out of ho's and ended up in a gutter with their throats slashed with broken bottles (all 3,000 of them).

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 10:54 am

I believe the Pimp Brigade was wiped out with the broken bottles... but I think the Dominatrix Regime were the ones that did the job.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 12:43 pm

All thats left is Grunty and his pantless Marines...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 12:45 pm

There's still 30,000 legions of dominatrixes roaming the earth, looking for more men with bear bellies to slash!

*is glad he's a non-alcoholic*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 2:25 pm

bear bellies?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 5:13 pm

Whoops. I meant beer bellies. So all you Yogis... err... pub visiting people better watch out! The Sailor Sen... err... the Dominatrixes are after you!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 5:21 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Whoops. I meant beer bellies. So all you Yogis... err... pub visiting people better watch out! The Sailor Sen... err... the Dominatrixes are after you!

@Shadow, my friend, you are how old? 17? And you wish to live to see 18?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 5:28 pm

Originally posted by fable:
@Shadow, my friend, you are how old? 17? And you wish to live to see 18?

I am 15... LOL sure make the odds worse

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 5:33 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
I am 15... LOL sure make the odds worse

Start running now, and I'll tell you when to stop. Figure two to three year's worth of supplies, and you'll be safe.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 5:44 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Whoops. I meant beer bellies. So all you Yogis... err... pub visiting people better watch out! The Sailor Sen... err... the Dominatrixes are after you!

*tries to figure out which senshi you're refering to*

Hm...Usagi's too much of a klutz. She'd trip over her own whip.

Perhaps Rei...but she's a bit preoccupied with Minako. Ami's too shy and Makoto's too busy trying to get Ami to be less shy. Michiru and Haruka are...keeping busy.

ChibiUsa spends most her time bartending in the Titan Castle Pub. And Setsuna...well, ChibiUsa heard strange noises coming from the time gate.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 6:45 pm

This means the Starlights are dominatrixes right?

*insert Starlight henshin gif here somebody* lol

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 6:56 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
This means the Starlights are dominatrixes right?

lol

Hmm...that very well could be.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 7:04 pm

and what happened here...

CM · Post by CM » Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:43 pm

The weirdo's took over!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:44 pm

Among other things I'd imagine