A bloody battle broke out today when men of the 8th Pimp Battalion ran into the entrenched Pantless Marines of the First Division. The Necrophaeliac Air Force of Wing Commander Ubik soon began to take advantage of the increasing body count.
It was carnage out there. Soon, tanks from the 21st Cumshot Cavalry (General O'Wry commanding ) turned up and started to blast away at the increasingly exposed pantless marines, who hitched up their britches and made a run for it.
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"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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....then, all of a sudden, the Cunnilinguist Tanks came out of nowhere......and rockets started to fly......a reallly bloody battlefield....
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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages
Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages; Co-founder of the Shadow Mages
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
And out of nowhere jumped the Insanity brigade(led by sleepy himself), but then they took their drugs got confused and run off and climbed up some nearby walls
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
....Insanity brigade.....help!!!! I am surrounded by enemies and low on drugs!!!!! Please give me some supply.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages
Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages; Co-founder of the Shadow Mages
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
“FOOLS!!! I alone rule the cosmos! For I am Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes!!! FEAR MY WRATH FOR IT IS...uh, REALLY NASTY!!! Grrrrr!”
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Disciple of Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes who can bitch slap Drizzt, Elminster, Mystra, Ao, and yo’ momma
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
“HAHAHAHA!!! I spit in your face and fart in your general direction! MY COWARDICE CAN OVERCOME ANY MANMADE MONSTROISTY!!!”
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Disciple of Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes who can bitch slap Drizzt, Elminster, Mystra, Ao, and yo’ momma.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
) turned up and started to blast away at the increasingly exposed pantless marines, who hitched up their britches and made a run for it.
