The worst place in the universe

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:34 am

New Orleans, Cafe Du Monde, on the hottest day of the year. You really would like coffee and beignes, but the tables haven't been cleaned in forever, the pigeons are crapping on everything, and you would swear that the entire city is floating on urine!

Or, inside fable's head....

[ 08-07-2001: Message edited by: Saigo ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 2:31 pm

A black hole. It really sucks.

*uses her Silence Wall to block the rotten fruit thrown at her as a result of the bad pun*

Actually, I'd have to say either Dallas or Mercury. Dallas is scary, especially when riding with someone like Haruka-papa

, and Mercury is too close to da sun which makes for too much heat. I prefer somewhere nice and cold where you have to cuddle up with someone to keep warm.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:22 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
I prefer somewhere nice and cold where you have to cuddle up with someone to keep warm.

Oh dear, attraction level rising... urge to flirt rising past normal containable levels...

Say, have you heard my pickup lines?

Noooo... I must control... myself... from... flirting....

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away as fast as he can*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 7:32 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Oh dear, attraction level rising... urge to flirt rising past normal containable levels...

Say, have you heard my pickup lines?

Noooo... I must control... myself... from... flirting....

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away as fast as he can*

LMAO

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 8:14 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Actually, I'd have to say either Dallas or Mercury. Dallas is scary, especially when riding with someone like Haruka-papa , and Mercury is too close to da sun which makes for too much heat. I prefer somewhere nice and cold where you have to cuddle up with someone to keep warm.

Yeah, but @SS, you just have to make reservations early enough to catch part of the shadow zone, that sliver which catches a bit of the solar heat and some of the frigid cold from the night side. Throw in a good spacesuit or a bit of magic, a hot tub, a friend and a few of your favorite CDs or movies, and you have an excellent place to spend a weekend or three.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:01 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Yeah, but @SS, you just have to make reservations early enough to catch part of the shadow zone, that sliver which catches a bit of the solar heat and some of the frigid cold from the night side. Throw in a good spacesuit or a bit of magic, a hot tub, a friend and a few of your favorite CDs or movies, and you have an excellent place to spend a weekend or three.

Y'know, I think that's what Ami-chan and Mako-chan do; but I still prefer somewhere that is cold all year round. Why just spend a few weeks cuddled up with someone when you can spend every night that way.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:05 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Oh dear, attraction level rising... urge to flirt rising past normal containable levels...

Say, have you heard my pickup lines?

Noooo... I must control... myself... from... flirting....

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away as fast as he can*

Darn, I scared another one away.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:34 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
 Darn, I scared another one away.

This happens often?

Hmmm.. I no longer feel like an outcast.

Come on, that ones a free shot to anyone whose quick enough!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 2:44 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Hmmm.. I no longer feel like an outcast.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take away your feeling like an outcast. Though you are not the first person I've scared away, you do seem to be the first person at this board that I've scared away.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 2:50 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take away your feeling like an outcast. Though you are not the first person I've scared away, you do seem to be the first person at this board that I've scared away.

Scared? Me? Hah! I hardly know the meaning of the word

I just er, um, left the light on, yes that's it, I left the light on and had to momentarily vacate the premisis

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 2:57 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Scared? Me? Hah! I hardly know the meaning of the word

I just er, um, left the light on, yes that's it, I left the light on and had to momentarily vacate the premisis

Sure, like I haven't heard that one before.

Song listened to while typing this post: Fly Me To The Moon by Sailor Moon

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:09 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Sure, like I haven't heard that one before.

Song listened to while typing this post: Fly Me To The Moon by Sailor Moon

I'm guessing your big on the whole Sailor Moon thing. Course I can't see a problem with that, they're really cute... for cartoon heroes

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:49 am

Any place where you are completely alone. Slightly worse would probably be right between two cars in a car crash.

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 8:54 pm

In a sound padded room, strapped to a chair with eyelids held open, watching re-run upon re-run of Jerry Springer. ugh...so much violence...so much bad acting...so much white trash...unbearable!! And how could i forget....Jerry's final thought!! The biggest bunch of bs all in one thirty second segment.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 9:08 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Scared? Me? Hah! I hardly know the meaning of the word

Noun. Afraid of.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 9:16 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Noun. Afraid of.

Had to didn't ya

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:12 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Noun. Afraid of.

A grammatical error?? From Fable??? What is the world coming to????

'Scared' quite clearly is an adjective...

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:16 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
 A grammatical error?? From Fable??? What is the world coming to???? 'Scared' quite clearly is an adjective...

Oh great, does everyone know the meaning of the word scared, but me?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:20 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Oh great, does everyone know the meaning of the word scared, but me?

In a word... yes.

Ummm, you do know what that word means, right?

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:21 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
In a word... yes.

Ummm, you do know what that word means, right?

Er.... I, um, that is.... no