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Hiring arch villain

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After being forced out of my godly posistion, I have decided to become a super hero. Armed with special eye vision, i can find spam wherever it lurks, with my super breath i can breath :D , and with my beyond human abilities i can well...uh...do...um...stuff, for i am defender of spam, and protected the spam land from the invading neopets and captured the amazons Image , and uh...kept...i mean destroyed them.
Alas now i need an arch villain. Signings TODAY.
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1 Name
2 special ability
3 sex with the dog

[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: ThorinOakensfield ]
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1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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1. Bloody Bob
2. Butchering and Gutting
3. None, it interfears with killing

:D :D

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1. the Terrible T
2. Getting other arch villains to do the dirty work, while getting away cleanly
3. Don't you wish? :p
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"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
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Roy 'The Demi-Lich' Snodgson

Fires molten slag

To be honest, I'm just a wobbly skull floating in mid-air, so it's not really possible.

[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Fezek ]
".I guess soldiers have been killing other soldiers quite a bit; I believe it is called war."
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1. Snivling Whiped boy
2. Doing whatever T tells me too
3. Not yet, but soon I hope.
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Deadeye, Rotten, Stinking Scum (Dris for short)

Forcing all radios in a 100-meter-radius to tune into disco stations

Only during the mating season
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Originally posted by T'lainya:
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3. Don't you wish? :p </STRONG>
Not me, but everybody in the world.

Thorin the sex machine

ack..
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avk, indeed Thorin, ack indeed...

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Name: Peek-at-you
Special Ability: Can cast Holy lense of voyeurs three times per day.
Sex: in-frequently... hmm, now is that one word... or two? :D
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1 The Hypno Toad
2 Hypnosis (duh)
3 Whenever he can get it :D

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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
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So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.</STRONG>
Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy :D </STRONG>
Ned is one mean person :D :D
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Ned is one mean person :D :D </STRONG>
That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering :D </STRONG>
Peek-At-You will observe from the bushes ;) :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering :D </STRONG>
It might not be a pretty site.. :D but I will charge ahead. :D


(How often can someone be brought back from the dead in NWN :D :D )
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1 Forgetful Mitch
2 Forgets about existence thus nothing exists so all arch enemies are never alive
3 Animal :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Originally posted by Weasel:
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(How often can someone be brought back from the dead in NWN :D :D )</STRONG>
Depends on the party, the DM and the modul.
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>1 Forgetful Mitch
2 Forgets about existence thus nothing exists so all arch enemies are never alive
3 Animal :D </STRONG>
Your villian has sex with animals? :p Shouldn't his name be foul then? ;)
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Depends on the party, the DM and the modul.</STRONG>
If I'm going to lead, we have to find one who will do it a lot :D :D
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