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The real Fight Club - Spoiler!

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Most people may beat themselves up verbally after losing all of their
money in a gambling casino. However, John Robert Broos took it to the
extreme when he roughed himself up in the parking lot, then called
police to report that he was robbed.

The 57-year-old Minnesota man had the bumps and bruises to prove the
alleged attack, however, didn't have the proper vision to see that he
was being video-taped the whole time. Broos was arrested and now faces
charges of misdemeanor obstruction. Now the real kick in the head is
that in addition to the money he lost at the casino, Broos may have to
pay $10,000 in fines and could serve up to nine months in jail.

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Dumb people are always funny *LOL* :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Dumb people are always funny *LOL* :D </STRONG>
It's funny because it's true - classic Homer :D :D

I've got another one...... less funny but anyway

Only in Canada would someone ask their friend to shoot him, not once but
twice, to test a bullet proof vest. The man from Swan River, Manitoba
put on the vest and asked his friend to shoot him in the chest with a
.22 caliber rifle while a third man videoed the experiment.

Then, he asked him to shoot him again, this time with a 12-gauge shotgun
in the back. He put a telephone book under the vest due to the gun's
greater firepower, but still suffered cracked ribs and bruises. The men
face a firearm prohibition hearing in January to consider whether they
should be allowed to handle guns.
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ROFLMAO :D

How dumb can you get?
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."

Enchantress is my Goddess.

Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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I have loads of these i'll probably post more during the week :D
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Please do. Meanwhile, I'm playing the stickman kung fu video for the umpteenth time :D
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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Please do. Meanwhile, I'm playing the stickman kung fu video for the umpteenth time :D </STRONG>
It is amazing, i just keep playing it :D
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Any dummer and they'd be up for darwin awards :D
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Any dummer and they'd be up for darwin awards :D </STRONG>
I used to get them all the time, but i lost them when i changed ISP's and haven't got around to re-subscribing.
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Well, the shotgun in the proves that Canadians are imortal. How much more proof do you need?

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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Well, the shotgun in the proves that Canadians are imortal. How much more proof do you need?

:D </STRONG>
Can we test that on you? :D
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I've got the book of the darwin awards they are so funny

A guy crazy glued himself to a rhinosaurus ass
I'm walking backwards for christmas over the Irish sea
I've tried walking sideways or the front but people just say it's a publicity stunt
I'm walkin....arggggg
(Ahem) The singer Count Jim Fayes
was unexepectedly shot.
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Originally posted by Dark Angel:
<STRONG>I've got the book of the darwin awards they are so funny

A guy crazy glued himself to a rhinosaurus ass</STRONG>
What killed him? The fumes? ... you know, from the crazy glue... I hear that stuff is pretty toxic ;)
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