Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>No, it's actually the real tea. And quite hot I must add!</STRONG>
i am doubly sorry, i thought you were drinking cold tea we will all die!! (bizar huh?)
ICE Tea? In this weather? hell no! It's cold enough as it is!
It's cold enough as it is! Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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December 27, 2041
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (49%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Drowning (5%)
ROTFLMAO!!! I cannot believe it gauged adbuction from aliens above dying from alcoholism!!
(Ysh stocks up her fridge with bottles and scans the skies for flying saucers)
At least I can be bladdered when I go! Or there is a 5% chance of drowning (in beer?)
49% risk of cancer - well my cards are marked. But I prefer being abducted whilst drunk
Do we get a choice?
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (49%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Drowning (5%)
ROTFLMAO!!! I cannot believe it gauged adbuction from aliens above dying from alcoholism!!
(Ysh stocks up her fridge with bottles and scans the skies for flying saucers)
At least I can be bladdered when I go! Or there is a 5% chance of drowning (in beer?)
49% risk of cancer - well my cards are marked. But I prefer being abducted whilst drunk
Do we get a choice?
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Guinness, black goes with everything.
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Test No 2
August 4, 2001
at the age of 32 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
OMG!! 2 Days to go and counting...
I still cannot believe beer came bottom!!!
August 4, 2001
at the age of 32 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
OMG!! 2 Days to go and counting...
I still cannot believe beer came bottom!!!
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Test No 2
August 4, 2001
at the age of 32 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
OMG!! 2 Days to go and counting...
I still cannot believe beer came bottom!!!
ROFLMAO I can't believe the luck
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Oops. Don't look good.
On Nov 16th, 2046 at the age of 76 I'm going to die from;
Heart Attack----15%
Alien abduction-13%
Homicide--------9%
Loneliness------5%
Cancer----------49%.
Bugger! Now where did I put my cigs?
On Nov 16th, 2046 at the age of 76 I'm going to die from;
Heart Attack----15%
Alien abduction-13%
Homicide--------9%
Loneliness------5%
Cancer----------49%.
Bugger! Now where did I put my cigs?
".I guess soldiers have been killing other soldiers quite a bit; I believe it is called war."
Test 2
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 18, 2002
at the age of 31 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Suicide (12%)
Confusion (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 18, 2002
at the age of 31 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Suicide (12%)
Confusion (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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LMAO! only a 10 % chance and you still have a year, not a measly 2 daysPosted by Weasel -
Confusion (10%)
I best let my sister know I won't be visiting her new house. She will be really disappointed - she is so proud of it
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Guinness, black goes with everything.
If we get a choice, I'm going with the auto fellatio!
Or perhaps it's something like, I find out I have cancer, start driking like crazy, go driving with some women and have auto-fellatio, crash the car after having a heart attack at that key moment, suffer some third degree burns from the crash, find out that the girl I was with was the daughter of the king of etheopia who orders a public execution, however, I become the result of a homicide on the night before the execution by some jewish priest who was in prison for transgressions of sodomy!
Hmmm... an interesting way to die don't you think?
Or perhaps it's something like, I find out I have cancer, start driking like crazy, go driving with some women and have auto-fellatio, crash the car after having a heart attack at that key moment, suffer some third degree burns from the crash, find out that the girl I was with was the daughter of the king of etheopia who orders a public execution, however, I become the result of a homicide on the night before the execution by some jewish priest who was in prison for transgressions of sodomy!
Hmmm... an interesting way to die don't you think?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
I would never want to die to an autofella, have you heard what those guys do?Originally posted by Fezek:
<STRONG>So Sleep if you had a choice would kick the bucket by
a) Autofella
b) Castration
c) the clap</STRONG>
Now if you mean Auto felattio, well that is without doubt my choice
(PS sorry about my spelling correction, i couldn't resist)
[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
I had to go take the stress test.
It's just as we suspected. You exhibit a stress percentage of
46%
which is about what you deserve. This is only an average score for someone of your age and sex.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
According to the Stress Test
18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%.
women average only 55%.
the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.
and 9% were orgasm-free last week.
It's just as we suspected. You exhibit a stress percentage of
46%
which is about what you deserve. This is only an average score for someone of your age and sex.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
According to the Stress Test
18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%.
women average only 55%.
the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.
and 9% were orgasm-free last week.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.