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1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear?

8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburg to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
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1. All
2. 1 and a half hours 1 hour
3. 13
4. 70
5. 9
6. Match
7. Brown White
8. 1 apple
9. 2
10. ? Me

The stuff in Italics is my edits after I realized they were wrong.

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1. All of them
2. 1 hour
3. 1 hour
4. 70
5. 9
6. the match
7. white
8. 2 apples
9. None
10. Well IRL I'd say Allan but in here Xandax :D

@Nippy - why isen't the match in italic :D You said candle first time I was in here :D
BTW you number 3+8+9 are still wrong ;)

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1) 12
2) 1 hr
3) 1 hour
4) 70
5) 9
6) The match
7) white
8) 2 apples
9) none
10) Tired
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10) Vixen or prancer. fezekduh! :o

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1) 12
2)1hr
3)Depends on how long you laid in the bed awake.
4)70
5)9
6)a match
7)white
8)3 apples
9)None
10)Fired

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Posted by Leedogg - 10)Fired
LMAO! :D I presume you have the tacho things in the US as well then?
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

What the hell. I did this quiz a few days ago, but it had a few differences.

"Can a man marry his widow's sister?"
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Post by Fezek »

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>What the hell. I did this quiz a few days ago, but it had a few differences.

"Can a man marry his widow's sister?"</STRONG>
Isn't there a law against that kind of thing? :D
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@ Xan I saw you change something too! We're both cheats! *Quickly looks at everyone elses answers*

Logic and math aren't my thing really.
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Forget about the legal stuff. Just answer it.
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Post by Fezek »

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>Forget about the legal stuff. Just answer it.</STRONG>
Well unless she, the widow's sister, is into necrophilia, then I'd answer no. :)
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Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>@ Xan I saw you change something too! We're both cheats! *Quickly looks at everyone elses answers*

Logic and math aren't my thing really.</STRONG>

hey - I don't cheat (much) - I just started to type in one or two you have wrong and discovered I had all the answers :)
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Posted by Fezek -
Well unless she, the widow's sister, is into necrophilia, then I'd answer no.
I agree wholeheartedly... ;)
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Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>I agree wholeheartedly... ;) </STRONG>
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1)All
2)1Hr 30 minutes
3)Impossible your asleep
4)70
5)9
6)the match
7)White
8)2 apple
9)None it was noah
10)Craig stone
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Ah, it seems as though we have a few bright ones here :) Not fooled by simple trickery, either that or you've done it before! :D

Here are the official answers:

CORRECT ANSWERS

1) All of them
Every month has at least 28 days.

2) 1 hour
If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at 1:30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken in 1 hour.

3) 1 hour
It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.

4) 70
Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.

5) 9 live sheep

6) the match

7) white
If all walls face south, the house must be on the north pole.

8) 2 apples
I HAVE 3 APPLES,YOU TAKE 2,WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

9) none
It was Noah

10) YOU are the driver


Score (based on how many you got right)

If you got:

7 or more elementary school level
6 high school level
5 college level
4 teacher
3 junior college lecturer
2 university lecturer
0-1 member of parliament
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Damned I'm good :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Damned I'm good :D </STRONG>
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG> :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p </STRONG>
Well I am - I know it to be, because I told myslef, so it must be true :D
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