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Female Hormones in Beer

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Female Hormones in Beer

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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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ROTFLMBFHDAO now I get it :D
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Oldie but goodie :D :D - get's me every time :D
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Perhaps some flame retardent clothing, Veh? You might need it when T, Minerva and C E see that...

Funny though.

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When I drink a lot of Beer. I retain water and my breasts hurt. :eek: :D Is there anything in the report about my problem?
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@Darkpoet: You may just be unique.
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I am. Where's the Guinness? :D
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Hey DP, be sure to send some of that this way!

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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Hey DP, be sure to send some of that this way!

:D </STRONG>
I hope you are talking about the beer right? :D Because you are not touching these puppys. :D

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Damn!

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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>I hope you are talking about the beer right? :D Because you are not touching these puppys. :D

[ 08-01-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]</STRONG>
ROFLMAO! :D Man Boobs! :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO! :D Man Boobs! :D </STRONG>
Yes and many of you are :D :p :p
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did she just call us boobs?

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Aegis, I do believe she just did! :p

On a normal day I'd be offended... no wait, no I wouldn't. :D
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I'm right there with ya Veh!

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Interesting...I didn't name anyone specifically :D :p
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No, but being guys, we instantly assume...

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Post by Garcia »

Beer boobs :D what wont they think of next :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Interesting...I didn't name anyone specifically :D :p </STRONG>
Did you have to? :D
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Of course not.... Any guy is good enough to call boob...

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