The Succeeder Stronghold

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:46 pm

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Is it safe to come out now?

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That'd depend on whether the owners of any of the broken into houses near you are around...

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:48 pm

*slaps GoG* How can you even ask that!?

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:51 pm

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Is it safe to come out now?

[/QUOTE]

I dont think there are any law enforment officials around...

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:55 pm

I wonder how many people are there with crime as a hobby.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:57 pm

[QUOTE=Juniper]I dont think there are any law enforment officials around...

[/QUOTE]

They'd be around my place.... Wondering what I'm going to blow up next

:laugh:

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:02 pm

Bye everyone.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:04 pm

See ya later.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:07 pm

Bye Magelord

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:16 pm

Bye Magelord!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:23 pm

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's ass."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that."

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:24 pm

Damn, I have a Systeom of a Crap song stuck in my head now. -shakes fist at Darzog-

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:34 pm

If she could wrap a 5-iron around his neck, that was probably a compliment! :speech:

@Chim: Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:36 pm

Uh, wha?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:38 pm

Don't worry, he's just going insane.... :laugh:

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:40 pm

It's a really catchy SoaD song.
http://www.elyrics.net/read/s/system-of ... yrics.html

I just heard it a couple of minutes ago so I thought I'd share with you.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:42 pm

[QUOTE=Juniper]A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's ass."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that."[/QUOTE]

:laugh: Oh that's great! HA.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:44 pm

@mag....well, thank you..

made me laugh...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:48 pm

[QUOTE=Juniper]@mag....well, thank you..

made me laugh...[/QUOTE]

*nods* Yeah, I needed a good laugh too.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:51 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* Yeah, I needed a good laugh too.[/QUOTE]
not having a good day?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:54 pm

Yeah, that's okay, Darzog, no need to share that.

I don't get it. I thought the cow hit him, not the wife.