Read my lesson of the day in that post good sir. You shall understand.
@ Rav, I should send Pammy after you. She'd set one of her stripper friends on you to break you in good. A shame she's in Ohio and has a son now. No more fun for Pammy. You just wouldn't be the same. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Athena]No, I could start drinking. But I'll have to play catch up. Let's see, I have blackberry brandy, rum and ginger ale, gin and tonic... Hmm, it's a hard choice. [/QUOTE]
Gin and tonic makes me happy. Very happy. I should go buy some tonic...
Actually, that is a very, VERY good idea. Back in a couple!
[QUOTE=Athena]No, I could start drinking. But I'll have to play catch up. Let's see, I have blackberry brandy, rum and ginger ale, gin and tonic... Hmm, it's a hard choice. [/QUOTE]
Umm...I'll do anything you say if I can have the brandy. I can't find any blackberry brandy around here! I looove blackberries!
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Rav, I should send Pammy after you. She'd set one of her stripper friends on you to break you in good. A shame she's in Ohio and has a son now. No more fun for Pammy. You just wouldn't be the same. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Nah, you already found a friend of yours who you said would like me.
I'll stick to her and avoid the whole 'breaking in' bit. Sounds painful to my personality. :laugh:
[QUOTE=Ravager]Nah, you already found a friend of yours who you said would like me.
I'll stick to her and avoid the whole 'breaking in' bit. Sounds painful to my personality. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Sarah? Umm, Sarah...grew...since I broke up with her. I think she'd squash you. Really, I think you'd enjoy it, although it would kill your current personality.
They left me for booze? *sighs* I want some booze.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]Sarah? Umm, Sarah...grew...since I broke up with her. I think she'd squash you. Really, I think you'd enjoy it, although it would kill your current personality. [/QUOTE]
Would it be worth it though?
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Hear it out :laugh:
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
[QUOTE=Ravager]Would it be worth it though? [/QUOTE]
Umm, if Jade or Sari got ahold of you, or her hair dresser friend Lisa from the Bronx? Yeah....it'd be worth it. Definately, thoroughly, completely worth it. You probably wouldn't be able to walk for a day or two, but SO worth it.
@ Lestat, Oh wow...that is great! It even has a sesame street character! :laugh: MMM mmm cookies!
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]Umm, if Jade or Sari got ahold of you, or her hair dresser friend Lisa from the Bronx? Yeah....it'd be worth it. Definately, thoroughly, completely worth it. You probably wouldn't be able to walk for a day or two, but SO worth it.[/QUOTE]
Wow, nice recommendation...
*nods* Pammy told Lisa what I said I'd like to do to her. Then, when I called Pammy, Lisa stole the phone, and started talking to me about it. That was a weird, surreal conversation.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* Pammy told Lisa what I said I'd like to do to her. Then, when I called Pammy, Lisa stole the phone, and started talking to me about it. That was a weird, surreal conversation. [/QUOTE]
Sounds like a normal day for you though....
Talking with a complete stranger about such things? Eh....not that detailed, no.
Omg...they have one of those about DDR. I can't post it though.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Ravager]OMG. Mag has a limit...I hadn't guessed. [/QUOTE]
Seriously? Saying that stuff to someone I'd never met, and is the best friend of someone who is basically like my aunt to me. That was awkward! Girl should really do adult films though. REALLY should.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Ravager]OMG. Mag has a limit...I hadn't guessed. [/QUOTE]
And apparently his limit is more limited than my limit. I recall one time I was talking graphically about anal sex, prostate milking, and getting groped by people (female and male) that I didn't even know. Actually, that was the night of the bite marks.
[QUOTE=Aramant]And apparently his limit is more limited than my limit. I recall one time I was talking graphically about anal sex, prostate milking, and getting groped by people (female and male) that I didn't even know. Actually, that was the night of the bite marks.[/QUOTE]
:laugh: If I'm drunk...I'll say anything. If it's to strangers, I'll say anything. I think the part that made it so awkard was because Pammy is like my aunt. Talking about sodomy with my "aunt's" best friend is just straight up an awkward situation. I remember stumbling out of Charlie and the Chocolate factory drunk and hitting on a girl ahead of me. Blatant disregard for any sort of filter considering all of the children around me. Rachel got pissed about that. Josh was in complete shock what came out of my mouth.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Aramant]And apparently his limit is more limited than my limit. I recall one time I was talking graphically about anal sex, prostate milking, and getting groped by people (female and male) that I didn't even know. Actually, that was the night of the bite marks.[/QUOTE]
See, that's just scary. Someone surpasses Mag. Looks like it's time to abandon Mag and follow you instead then. :laugh:
Me: What are you up to?
A Colleen I Know: chillen with my BEST FRIEND/new husband hahaha you
Me: I'll give you one guess.
A Colleen I Know: drinking
Me: Ding!
