The Succeeder Stronghold

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]@Rav: Then if it's so good, go for a swim .[/QUOTE]

Nah, I'm a bad swimmer, there are a lot of boats out there...and people would be watching me!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]The Bunn-ays, how dare they![/QUOTE]

Hah! The Bunn-ays are directed by yours truly! :devil:

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Nah, I'm a bad swimmer, there are a lot of boats out there...and people would be watching me! [/QUOTE]

It makes it all the more excitement. Play chicken with the boat, see who's first to turn out of the way :laugh: .

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hah! The Bunn-ays are directed by yours truly! :devil:[/QUOTE]

The devil? Who invited him here?

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]It makes it all the more excitement. Play chicken with the boat, see who's first to turn out of the way :laugh: .[/QUOTE]

What do you take me for? :speech: :laugh:

[QUOTE=dj_venom]The devil? Who invited him here?[/QUOTE]

Nothing to do with me, guv. *whistles innocently*

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]What do you take me for? :speech: :laugh: [/QUOTE]

An adrenaline junkie?

[QUOTE=Ravager]Nothing to do with me, guv. *whistles innocently* [/QUOTE]

Anyone who says guv is instantly guilty. That or a bootblack.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]An adrenaline junkie? [/QUOTE]

Haha. That would be a no...

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Anyone who says guv is instantly guilty. That or a bootblack.[/QUOTE]

Need yer shoes shining, guv?

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Haha. That would be a no... [/QUOTE]

Awww, I have another fun game then. Get a friend, then both start swimming there, and see who is first to find a body...

[QUOTE=Ravager]Need yer shoes shining, guv? [/QUOTE]

As a matter of fact, yes. Been raining here, and the path to school has a tendency to turn to mud...

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Awww, I have another fun game then. Get a friend, then both start swimming there, and see who is first to find a body...[/QUOTE]

Hahaha. Hmmmmmmm...No. :laugh:

[QUOTE=dj_venom]As a matter of fact, yes. Been raining here, and the path to school has a tendency to turn to mud...[/QUOTE]

Aww. That's a terrible shame, guv'nor, truly it is! You want to send those shoes to me, for a good shinin'? Don't forget our returnless shoe policy! It's just the best!

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hahaha. Hmmmmmmm...No. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Eat the fish and see who throws up first?

[QUOTE=Ravager]Aww. That's a terrible shame, guv'nor, terrible it is! You want to send those shoes to me, for a good shinin'? Don't forget outr returnless shoe policy! It's just the best! [/QUOTE]

I want the clean enough to eat my food off!

[slade]

I think I lost myself here somewhere....oh well
time to go
bye

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Eat the fish and see who throws up first?[/QUOTE]

Deal. I'll go the Fish and Chip shop and buy some cod.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]I want the clean enough to eat my food off![/QUOTE]

Well, sure, guv'nor! Just send 'em to me...
*the bootblack wonders how you can eeat food off shoes...or why you'd want to*

Bye Slade!

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Deal. I'll go the Fish and Chip shop and buy some cod. [/QUOTE]

Are you allergic to that too?

Well, sure, guv'nor! Just send 'em to me...
*the bootblack wonders how you can eeat food off shoes...or why you'd want to*[/QUOTE]

*sends them to Rav*

It's because food doesn't fit in my mouth, and falls onto my foot .

Seeya Slade.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Are you allergic to that too?[/QUOTE]

Nope. See I've done well here. I've avoided a swim and I get to eat a good meal. :laugh:

[QUOTE=dj_venom]*sends them to Rav*

It's because food doesn't fit in my mouth, and falls onto my foot .[/QUOTE]

Hah!

Well, I'm sorry to say you've fallen foul of our returnless shoe policy. You won't be getting these shined or back. Mwhwahaha!

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Nope. See I've done well here. I've avoided a swim and I get to eat a good meal. :laugh: [/QUOTE]

Hey, you're paying, so you lose .

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hah!

Well, I'm sorry to say you've fallen foul of our returnless shoe policy. You won't be getting these shined or back. Mwhwahaha! [/QUOTE]

Looks like it's back to the plastic bags tied up with a boot of rope.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Hey, you're paying, so you lose .[/QUOTE]

So? I don't have to pay a train fare into London. Buying cod is cheaper.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Looks like it's back to the plastic bags tied up with a boot of rope. [/QUOTE]

*plays violin* Donate to the cause of the Aussie children who cannot even afford proper footwear. 'Tis a true tragedy...

[Oscuro_Sol]

*drumroll*

Hello!

[Ravager]

*cymbals clash*

Hello Kitten!

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]*drumroll*

Hello! [/QUOTE]

*pounces* Hello Kitten, how are you?

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]So? I don't have to pay a train fare into London. Buying cod is cheaper. [/QUOTE]

True... I don't mind fish and chips everyknow and then. Though lately you get less chips for your money.

[QUOTE=Ravager]*plays violin* Donate to the cause of the Aussie children who cannot even afford proper footwear. 'Tis a true tragedy... [/QUOTE]

Indeed, they are out there, blistering their feet, all thanks to the dodgy bootblacks on inner London.

Morning Sol, haven't seen you for awhile either.

[Magrus]

*coughs* Athena's fine. Just had to point this out. Now I'm going to go run laps in my excitement.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]True... I don't mind fish and chips everyknow and then. Though lately you get less chips for your money. [/QUOTE]

Really? I thought it was the cod going up in price thanks to shortages.
I've always had more than enough chips and the chip shop at the end of the road was taken over by the Chinese again. I think they're Chinese anyway. The decorations are a giveaway...

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Indeed, they are out there, blistering their feet, all thanks to the dodgy bootblacks on inner London.[/QUOTE]

*sniffle*
Except this bootblack doesn't even hail from Greater London...

@Mag, good to know.