[QUOTE=Fiona]Hi Tony. We're a bit short of chivalry just now, but I see you are not here to redress that [/QUOTE]
Chivalry died years ago Fiona, stop living in the past.
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
That's what the catholic's called me when I was a wittle fetus too. Pissed mommy right off.
*nods* The feminist's killed chivalry dear.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]What flavor jello you gots mags? [/QUOTE]
Strawberry. I felt like strawberry. If I run out of my 4 packages worth (32 shots worth ) by tomorrow evening, I may go to another flavor. I stocked up on jello when I saw it on sale.
@ Fiona, No, really it's dead. All the women who curse men for opening doors and offering to carry their things and such for them killed it. Blame them. I sure do.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Men that beat up people with English accents, women that curse you when you hold the door for them... Remind me that I stay away from where you live Mag.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
Noted. Meh, I'll go out of my way to help females I know. Strangers? Not anymore. Not after getting called a chauvenistic pig for holding open a door for a women and offering to help her carry what she was struggling with. Should have tripped her for that.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Fiona]Ahh, you are too smart to let yourself off with a lame excuse like that, Tony. I saw you use the word morality.Nice try, though[/QUOTE]
Pshaw they're hardly the same thing: morals can at least be purchased down the street at the department store.
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Pshaw they're hardly the same thing: morals can at least be purchased down the street at the department store.[/QUOTE]
:laugh: Along with status and self-esteem.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Fiona, No, really it's dead. All the women who curse men for opening doors and offering to carry their things and such for them killed it. Blame them. I sure do.[/QUOTE]
those are women with no manners.....they don't deserve the courtsey then...thats my opinion
[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: Along with status and self-esteem. [/QUOTE]
*nods* Status and self-esttem are more expensive than morals though. I've found alcohol is not only more effective but cheaper.
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]those are women with no manners.....they don't deserve the courtsey then...thats my opinion [/QUOTE]
Yeah, but how do you know? I won't bother anymore. I do so for my friends who I know will appreciate it. I mean, I've gotten lectured on women's rights for opening a door for a girl who really couldn't open it because it was so windy. It was just too heavy for her. Enter ranting and screaming little woman who demanded to know who I thought I was and I wanted to smash the door on her little head.
@ Tony, booze and ass works for me. I mean. I agree! :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
In all honesty I learned long ago that opening doors, holding bags and such goes a long way. I even throw in the occasional bow every now and then, but if they come to expect it I stop immediately and go from gentleman to Stanley Kowalski. Hate that. Where I grew up that was a huge problem with women: my birthplace is the scum of the earth as far as I'm concerned. It's a good feeling, really.
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
I enjoy doing things to help people. Not when I get crapped on for it though. That just ruins it for everyone. I know what you mean about people starting to expect that stuff though. I had a girlfriend like that. I don't mind doing it sometimes. All the time, even when it's more conveniant for her to do them because I happen to be doing something else for her already? Bite me. That's ridiculous.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."