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Whats your favorite sport?

DRAG RACING
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DRAG RACING
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Fiona

Post by Fiona »

[QUOTE=Magrus]Stupid, vile creatures those lady. ;) [/QUOTE]

Well he says he's dead scary. Who am I to disagree? And I seem to have annoyed him *trembles* :rolleyes:
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Poke him with a stick! It seems to freak most men out these days. :p
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Including you Mag? :p
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Poke him with a stick! It seems to freak most men out these days. :p [/QUOTE]
or take his rock away :p :D
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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[QUOTE=slade]or take his rock away :p :D [/QUOTE]

I missed something. Again. What does this mean?
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=Ravager]Including you Mag? :p [/QUOTE]

I don't deal well with being poked. I should have you talk to Sarah about that. She found out real quick her habit of poking people would backfire with me. I poke back. :p
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Ahh, right. I don't like being poked much either, doesn't happen too often fortunately.
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[QUOTE=Fiona]I missed something. Again. What does this mean?[/QUOTE]
there was this little comic strip my friend showed me and it was comparing sexes.....so the female picture was a women saying.."look at my pretty tea set'...while the man one had him picking up a big rock" look at this cool rock"....then he accidently steps on the tea set......and then the women grabs the rock and bashes it onto his head....."thanks ..that rock was cool",says the women:laugh:
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Fiona »

LOL I see. Thanks for the explanation. slade. *writes the instructions in her strategy book*
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Post by Magrus »

That's hilarious! Sounds like some girls I know. :laugh:

Ha! You just gave her ammunition slade. Good job. :rolleyes:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha! You just gave her ammunition slade. Good job. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
oops...well Fiona would never resort to such violence:angel:

I heard another one...not about a rock though
it goes that the FBI is recruiting people,and to hire them or consider them they have to perform a task...........
They find two men and a woman,
so they tell the first guy that they have his wife in the other room and that he has to go in there and kill her....well he says no and leaves
the next guy they tell him he and give him a gun......he walks in side.
five minutes go by and he comes out crying saying he just couldnt do it.
then they come to the woman and tell her she has to kill her husband....she entersthe room.after a few mintues theres crashing and banging and then silence. She comes out and tells them.."you guys put blanks in the gun so I had to get the chair and bash him with it"

so my friend says in the end the moral of this story was that women are evil:laugh: ....yeah shes funny
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Magrus »

Ha, that's hilarious. Creative, yet evil. :laugh:
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Excellent joke. :D
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Post by Phreddie »

ive heard that one, quite funny, Creative, yes... she is creative sint she?
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Post by ch85us2001 »

Hlo chU is here LOL How are u guys 2day? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

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hey chu...hows the drag life? :cool:
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Hlo chU is here LOL How are u guys 2day? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

*coughnotayuppiecough*[/QUOTE]

:eek: Mellez has stolen Chu's identity :speech:
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Post by Magrus »

I hate yuppies. The only thing they're good for is providing innocent little girls to break in.
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Ooh, that's cruel to Mellez. :( :D ;)
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[QUOTE=Fiona] :eek: Mellez has stolen Chu's identity :speech:[/QUOTE]
ROTFLMAOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I must give him credit, he was my inspiration!!

Thank you, thank you, Ill be waiting for my SYM award nomination by the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ciao!!!!!!!!!!! :cool: :o :D

@ Slade, the drag life is depressing. No progress in selling the car. :(
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