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[Lestat]

Omdat ik nooit een broertje had
Maar zussen om me heen
Die alles voor me deden
Was ik ook vaak alleen
Voetballen dat kon ik niet
Dus echte vriendjes had ik niet
Ze wonnen al m'n knikkers
Meisjes waren leuker
Ze vochten nooit met mij
Ze konden uren kletsen
En daar zat ik stiekem bij
Terwijl de jongens uit m'n straat
Uitmuntte in kattekwaad
Kreeg ik m'n eerste kusje

Macho macho stoere mannen
Macho macho
Was ik maar 'n vrouw
Dan breide ik met jou

Translation:

Since I never had a brother
But sisters around me
That did everything for me
I was often very lonely
I wasn't good at football
So I didn't have any real friends
They won all my marbles
Girls were much more fun
They never fought with me
They could chat for hours
And I was sitting there on the sly
And while the boys of my street
Excelled at mischief
I got my first little kiss

Macho Macho tough men Macho
Macho Macho
If only I was a woman
I would knit with you

Thats only half of it.

[Ravager]

I've had time with the whole knitting thing. Not for me.

@Lestat, nice song!

[Magrus]

Girls were much more fun
They never fought with me
They could chat for hours
And I was sitting there on the sly
And while the boys of my street
Excelled at mischief
I got my first little kiss

That parts true enough. :laugh:

[Fiona]

Hmm, interesting song, Lestat.

[Kipi]

[QUOTE=Magrus]The other boys seem to scorn the hobby. [/QUOTE]
Did you think that up really by yourself??
sorry, wasn't able to resist....

Okay, I think I'm going to bed now, see you all tomorrow!!!!

[Magrus]

Cheap shot Kipi. Night. :laugh:

[Ravager]

G'night Kip.

[Juniper]

Good night kip~!

Interesting song lestat!

Tea coozies (sp?) all around

[Fiona]

No. You should knit socks for Kipi. It's traditional when people join the army. They're not brave enough for knitting when they're in the army :laugh:

[Ravager]

My grandparents have one of those kind of things that's put on a toilet roll before it becomes the one being used.

[Magrus]

I just realized something...the place that set up an interview for me for tomorrow afternoon has the liqour store with the wine I like attached to the building. If I get the job, I can get some to celebrate. If not, well, I can get drunk on the walk home.

[Lestat]

They also have a song that explains how to cultivate & prepare the Cannabis Sativa Hollandica or also known as Nederwiet.

Which for obvious reasons I won't post.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=Lestat]They also have a song that explains how to cultivate & prepare the Cannabis Sativa Hollandica or also known as Nederwiet.

Which for obvious reasons I won't post.[/QUOTE]

Which song is that?

[Juniper]

[QUOTE=Fiona]No. You should knit socks for Kipi. It's traditional when people join the army. They're not brave enough for knitting when they're in the army :laugh:[/QUOTE]
LOL!! coozies & socks for Kipi! i should make sure the socks are not a delicate shade of pink? :laugh:

[Magrus]

You two are going to get the man shot. :laugh:

[Juniper]

[QUOTE=Magrus]You two are going to get the man shot. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
He'll be fashionable & warm~ :laugh: right, maybe not~

[Lestat]

[QUOTE=Magrus]Which song is that? [/QUOTE]
"Doe Maar" the group from which I posted some lyrics just earlier, has song called "Nederwiet" that explains how to grow nederwiet.

[Ravager]

Fashionable in wooly mittens? :laugh:

[Juniper]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Fashionable in wooly mittens? :laugh:[/QUOTE]
...and matching socks! :laugh:

[Magrus]

"Doe Maar" the group from which I posted some lyrics just earlier, has song called "Nederwiet" that explains how to grow nederwiet.

*nods* Thank you. I know someone who'd appreciate that song. :laugh:

He'll be fashionable & warm~ right, maybe not~

*nods* Warm, but I know the type that join the army here, and if they are anything like that near him..he'd be screwed.