These aren't Bavarian tortures are they?
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Hah!
These aren't Bavarian tortures are they?
[/QUOTE]What do you consider Bavarian tortures? Being obliged to sit the Octoberfeste through without being allowed to pee?
These aren't Bavarian tortures are they?
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Hand cuffs are over rated too.
http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/NZ525130.jpg
Those work nicely.
[/QUOTE]
Do you just look at this stuff in your spare time mag? You're a sick one...
*glances at lestat*
Well... Nevermind.
http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/NZ525130.jpg
Those work nicely.
Do you just look at this stuff in your spare time mag? You're a sick one...
*glances at lestat*
Well... Nevermind.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Do you just look at this stuff in your spare time mag? You're a sick one...
*glances at lestat*
Well... Nevermind.
[/QUOTE]
Jenica asked for things for her birthday last year. I had to do research, now I know where to look for quality restraints, collars, floggers and whips. *nods*
*glances at lestat*
Well... Nevermind.
Jenica asked for things for her birthday last year. I had to do research, now I know where to look for quality restraints, collars, floggers and whips. *nods*
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Lestat]What do you consider Bavarian tortures? Being obliged to sit the Octoberfeste through without being allowed to pee?[/QUOTE]
no ...more like not being allowed to drink
@mag, for some reason I get this Ipolicynetwork thing every time I try to click on that post thing you put up
no ...more like not being allowed to drink
@mag, for some reason I get this Ipolicynetwork thing every time I try to click on that post thing you put up
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
- Locke Da'averan
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- Contact:
pig's fly!
skeleton's raise from the graves!
Mag's not a pervert!
LA hates women and tequila!
Cheis get's fiona's attention!
Ravager runs away from CM/BS/Sytze
Me and Brynn quit WoW and start posting in SYM more actively from now on!
yes these are claims that are either false or they'll never happen but got your attention you spammers
carry on..
skeleton's raise from the graves!
Mag's not a pervert!
LA hates women and tequila!
Cheis get's fiona's attention!
Ravager runs away from CM/BS/Sytze
Me and Brynn quit WoW and start posting in SYM more actively from now on!
yes these are claims that are either false or they'll never happen but got your attention you spammers
carry on..
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Do you just look at this stuff in your spare time mag? You're a sick one...
*glances at lestat*[/QUOTE]Don't look at me. These are for when you want to avoid chafing.
*glances at lestat*[/QUOTE]Don't look at me. These are for when you want to avoid chafing.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]pig's fly!
skeleton's raise from the graves!
Mag's not a pervert!
LA hates women and tequila!
Cheis get's fiona's attention!
Ravager runs away from CM/BS/Sytze
Me and Brynn quit WoW and start posting in SYM more actively from now on!
yes these are claims that are either false or they'll never happen but got your attention you spammers
carry on..[/QUOTE]
Locke's back! Evil WoW released you from it's clutches?
*waves to Juni* If those plans fall through, I'm a wonderful cook.
@ Lestat, indeed. It's hard to walk into work when your wrists and neck are all swollen and raw.
skeleton's raise from the graves!
Mag's not a pervert!
LA hates women and tequila!
Cheis get's fiona's attention!
Ravager runs away from CM/BS/Sytze
Me and Brynn quit WoW and start posting in SYM more actively from now on!
yes these are claims that are either false or they'll never happen but got your attention you spammers
carry on..[/QUOTE]
Locke's back! Evil WoW released you from it's clutches?
*waves to Juni* If those plans fall through, I'm a wonderful cook.
@ Lestat, indeed. It's hard to walk into work when your wrists and neck are all swollen and raw.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- TonyMontana1638
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[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Its that time!
@mag.....not leaving out of fear...
Dinner plans await!
Enjoy the rest of the evening!
*spins around*
Waves at Locke......
(wow, can we talk about money tomorrow??)[/QUOTE]
Bye juni
... Hello, Locke?
Hahaha :laugh: Touche Lestat, touche.
@mag.....not leaving out of fear...
Dinner plans await!
Enjoy the rest of the evening!
*spins around*
Waves at Locke......
(wow, can we talk about money tomorrow??)[/QUOTE]
Bye juni
... Hello, Locke?
Hahaha :laugh: Touche Lestat, touche.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
- Locke Da'averan
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- Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2001 11:00 pm
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hello ladies
*gives juni and fiona a big hug and a kiss* miss me? i missed you too
@mag:sry not really no.. just some problems with my brains.. on xmas holiday i slept so much i have to go to bed late and wake early for work to be grouchy and tired during the day :speech: don't ask..
@tony: hello..haven't met you before.. ?
@mag:sry not really no.. just some problems with my brains.. on xmas holiday i slept so much i have to go to bed late and wake early for work to be grouchy and tired during the day :speech: don't ask..
@tony: hello..haven't met you before.. ?
BTW Fiona, any luck with
- the tall dark first footer?
- birdwatching?
I didn't dare to get the other people to try to sing Auld Lang Syne at New Year's Eve... I was too much enjoying seeing Lebanese people dancing on Arabic music.
- the tall dark first footer?
- birdwatching?
I didn't dare to get the other people to try to sing Auld Lang Syne at New Year's Eve... I was too much enjoying seeing Lebanese people dancing on Arabic music.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@mag:sry not really no.. just some problems with my brains.. on xmas holiday i slept so much i have to go to bed late and wake early for work to be grouchy and tired during the day :speech: don't ask..[/QUOTE]
Odd, sounds like me.
So, I have to crash the WoW servers or something to get you and Brynn back? :laugh: I'm assuming thats where the others have gone too. 
Odd, sounds like me.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- TonyMontana1638
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- Joined: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:10 pm
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]
@tony: hello..haven't met you before.. ?[/QUOTE]
No I don't believe we've been introduced, though I think Chus and I may be killing you soon (*cough* In search of holy spam *cough*)
,... Regardless well met
.
@tony: hello..haven't met you before.. ?[/QUOTE]
No I don't believe we've been introduced, though I think Chus and I may be killing you soon (*cough* In search of holy spam *cough*)
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Touch Lestat, touch.[/QUOTE]
where did we go wrong with Tony *shakes head*.....oh well.....carefull tony he bites.....
:laugh:
where did we go wrong with Tony *shakes head*.....oh well.....carefull tony he bites.....
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
[QUOTE=Lestat]BTW Fiona, any luck with
- the tall dark first footer?
- birdwatching?
I didn't dare to get the other people to try to sing Auld Lang Syne at New Year's Eve... I was too much enjoying seeing Lebanese people dancing on Arabic music.[/QUOTE]
No I just got back today so I haven't got a first foot yet.
Birdwatching was really really good, though. Added bonus of 3 (yes three) red squirrels I could watch for nearly an hour.
It's a pity about the song, but that sounds like a reasonable substitute if you can't have the real thing
- the tall dark first footer?
- birdwatching?
I didn't dare to get the other people to try to sing Auld Lang Syne at New Year's Eve... I was too much enjoying seeing Lebanese people dancing on Arabic music.[/QUOTE]
No I just got back today so I haven't got a first foot yet.
Birdwatching was really really good, though. Added bonus of 3 (yes three) red squirrels I could watch for nearly an hour.
It's a pity about the song, but that sounds like a reasonable substitute if you can't have the real thing
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]No I don't believe we've been introduced, though I think Chus and I may be killing you soon (*cough* In search of holy spam *cough*)
,... Regardless well met
.[/QUOTE]
*coughs* Yeah, erm, Locke. I put you into the story. Sorry man, had to do it for the sake of humor.
*coughs* Yeah, erm, Locke. I put you into the story. Sorry man, had to do it for the sake of humor.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"