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TonyMontana1638
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Magrus]I couldn't let that go! It'd ruin my reputation.[/QUOTE]


It's ok I wasn't faulting you, in fact you're right I wouldve been disappointed if you let that go... First the alcohol, then the lecherous, perverted sex jokes... You wouldn't be Mag :speech: .

... Nice slade, I wasn't sure how to type that out but you did it perfectly :D : and I can't believe I forgot fabio! :(

... It's ok Juni, I know how you feel :D
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
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Post by Ravager »

*nods* I'm blaming the mon-kays. :(
Curse them for ruining it for everyone! :mad: :D
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=Magrus]*pouts* Now what fun is that? :( [/QUOTE]
pouty face?

now thats fun! ;)
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Post by slade »

[QUOTE=Magrus]*pouts* Now what fun is that? :( [/QUOTE]
Thats withholding valuble information......thats illegal in some states...... :mad: :laugh:
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Magrus »

@ Tony, I'm glad you see it my way. If I gave up liqour and my dirty mind, I'd be a hollow shell of my former self indeed. :p

Fine, blame the monkeys, but don't you come crawling back when you need your banana fix! :mad:
pouty face?

now thats fun!
Juni enjoys boys who pout? :confused:

That it is Slade, that it is. Do we cuff her now, or later?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Post by Lestat »

[QUOTE=Ravager]*nods* I'm blaming the mon-kays. :(
Curse them for ruining it for everyone! :mad: :D [/QUOTE]
You only want to blame them so you can spank them.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=slade]Thats withholding valuble information......thats illegal in some states...... :mad: :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Not in my state!! :D
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Post by slade »

[QUOTE=Magrus]Fine, blame the monkeys, but don't you come crawling back when you need your banana fix! :mad:

That it is Slade, that it is. Do we cuff her now, or later?[/QUOTE]

Why are you going to fix it? :eek:

later:mischief: :angel: ...I bet we'll fine more stuff to convict her for and will lead to a more fitting punishment....or now....whatever you think is better ;)

@juni, your right....but then again your illegal in your state...you little pixie you
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Fiona »

[QUOTE=Magrus]. Do we cuff her now, or later?[/QUOTE]

Another day, another domestic :(
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Not in my state!! :D [/QUOTE]

*mutters* I'll ask what's her name next time I talk to her.

Dear lord, I forgot her name....I'm horrible with that. :o Nothing worse on a date when things are getting "interesting" and you have to say "What's your name again?" amidst the grabbing and panting. :laugh:

[QUOTE=Fiona]Another day, another domestic [/QUOTE]

So you are lurking around still. It is a sad fact of life. It's a shame it had to come to that. :(
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=Lestat]You only want to blame them so you can spank them.[/QUOTE]

Do I have to admit to this? :p
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=Ravager]Do I have to admit to this? :p [/QUOTE]
Yes, please. :D ;)
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Post by Magrus »

AHA! Sharlette! I knew I'd remember. :D :o
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"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Wait, wait...

Juni... Plus handcuffs... Equals...

:speech:

No, NO! Not again! Get out of my head Mag and Slade! Aggh, those are my thoughts and no...

... Dammit, said too much again. :mad:
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Magrus »

*sighs* Now I don't feel like a horrible person.

Whats this? Tony's fantasizing again?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Post by Lestat »

[QUOTE=Ravager]Do I have to admit to this? [/QUOTE]We haf vays of making you talk.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=slade]Why are you going to fix it? :eek:

later:mischief: :angel: ...I bet we'll fine more stuff to convict her for and will lead to a more fitting punishment....or now....whatever you think is better ;)

@juni, your right....but then again your illegal in your state...you little pixie you[/QUOTE]

*innocently* I have no idea what you mean!
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=Lestat]We haf vays of making you talk.[/QUOTE]

Hah! :D
These aren't Bavarian tortures are they? :confused: :p
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Post by slade »

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Wait, wait...

Juni... Plus handcuffs... Equals...

:speech:

No, NO! Not again! Get out of my head Mag and Slade! Aggh, those are my thoughts and no...

... Dammit, said too much again. :mad: [/QUOTE]

I remember when juni was a cop arresting us here in the Spam factory...for being bad.....oh that image is burned in my mind forever......cant remember how she ended up with the cuffs though.....oops :o :o :o :angel: :laugh:
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Magrus »

Hand cuffs are over rated too.

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/NZ525130.jpg

Those work nicely. ;)
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"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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