Who is Noober/Neeber?

Blobbas · Post by **Blobbas** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 9:19 am

I haven't played BG1, so I was wondering who Noober or Neeber or whatever his name is, really is? And where can I find him?

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FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 9:28 am

In Trademeet. The really annoying guy. If you've been there, you know who I mean. If you haven't, just go there and you'll find out.

Hex92 · Post by **Hex92** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 9:33 am

Annoying doesn't begin to describe what a pain in the a$$ this guy is. I HAD to kill him in BG1 and BG2. Go ahead kill him....it will make you feel better.

Hex92

Blobbas · Post by **Blobbas** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 9:37 am

Okay, that guy. I have already met him, and he was really annoying, but I have not killed him yet, just didn't see his name.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 9:48 am

The best way to kill him is to use domination (or similar spell) on him and move him just next to the guards, when he turns aggressive the guards will kill him

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 10:12 am

You're a sick, sick man Mr Sleep. How's Mrs Sleep these days?

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 10:16 am

That is what happens when people pester me

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 10:24 am

So if I kept replying to your messages like this and asking you how Mrs Sleep was and continued to talk about why you went missing for ages and asked youhow Mrs Sleep was and kept talking about how much Ubik admires you, you'd probably cast domination on me and march me off to a police station where they'd beat my brains out?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 10:43 am

Something like that

Of course your name is not Neeber or Noober so i would have to find a more interesting method

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:41 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Something like that

Of course your name is not Neeber or Noober so i would have to find a more interesting method

Make sure you drive the Gruntmoblie if you decide to go anywhere with him...

As for places a pond,top of a building, anywhere an accident could happen.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 4:48 am

Git.

The Gruntmobile runs on a weasel engine.

BTW, is your backstab multiplier X7?

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 8:10 am

" i don't know how that stricknine got in his drink"

" Anthrx i don't know anything about that."

" Cyanide? in his cigarette, who ccould have done that?"

" if i din't know better i would think he jumped, he always was a little suicidal"

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:16 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Git.

The Gruntmobile runs on a weasel engine.

BTW, is your backstab multiplier X7?

Well if it runs on a weasel engine it has a lot of screws loose.

I Had Ubik take my backstab multiplier away from me....I didn't want to run into any Jewels problem.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 10:31 am

LOL. My character is wearing his underpants of 100% castration resistance from now on

Ajantis · Post by **Ajantis** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 11:29 am

But if you keep talking to him, you could get some free exp.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 11:32 am

Damn the (piddling) experience, I want "underpants of protection from Neeber and his progeny"

Effects: blasts annoying Neebers with melf's minute meteors

"Here, you annoying pillock, try these rocks for size"