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Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:18 pm

*sniff* the college sank to the second page... well this boozer ain't lettin that happen.

Consider this a bump for perversion, corruption, debauchery and world domination

. Just need a valid topic of spam

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So uhh, how is everyone? Still being perverse

?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:22 pm

Oh wow, in my frustrated/drunk/sick state the last few days I've neglected my plot to tak...*coughs* I mean college.

My thanks for saving it.

Aye, perversion abounded earlier today. Browse the Citadel and the Leather and Lace Cafe if you feel the need to be sure.

I just haven't felt up to lesson's being sick the past few days. I should get back to that with a lesson for today.

Lesson of the day:

Remember to tell your girl to put her leg down off of the dashboard whenever cars are nearby. This way, no horrid occifer's can interrupt your highway fun.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:35 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh wow, in my frustrated/drunk/sick state the last few days I've neglected my plot to tak...*coughs* I mean college.

My thanks for saving it.

Aye, perversion abounded earlier today. Browse the Citadel and the Leather and Lace Cafe if you feel the need to be sure.

I just haven't felt up to lesson's being sick the past few days. I should get back to that with a lesson for today.

Lesson of the day:

Remember to tell your girl to put her leg down off of the dashboard whenever cars are nearby. This way, no horrid occifer's can interrupt your highway fun.

[/QUOTE]

...and they say CELL PHONES are dangerous on the road.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:37 pm

You know what truly amazes me about your daily musings: they're so eloquently written, yet discuss such, well perverse things

Perhaps you should take an oath of abstinence and become a theologian and discuss much deeper, arcane and boring subjects

. "St. Magrus The Leather Clad", I imagine some mad hippie flower child cult might decide to follow you

Benedictine monks are the best. I realised that I will eventually find myself in one of their monastic orders when I was very young... among other peaceful and harmonious things, a benedictine monk will be expected to aid in the vineyards and wine production/consumption. Spending my twilight years up in a belltower in Tuscany, my robes billowing open to young Italian temptresses. I will cry forth to the heavens gurgling on homebrewed vermouth...

It doesn't sound too bad you know

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:38 pm

Aye, throwing those into the mix is a death wish. Not to mention unbearably awkward for whomever is on the other end of the line.

@Denethorn, why thank you. I try, I really do.

I've thought about truly opening a school and doing lesson's you know. Some things can only be taught hand's-on though, and honestly...I foresee problem's there.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:26 pm

Lesson of the Day:

Broom handles don't make good "toys". You end up with splinter's.

Memories of an ex too shy to go to a "novelty shop" came back to me today. Ah, the whining after that bright idea really grated on my nerves.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:11 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]

Lesson of the Day:

Broom handles don't make good "toys". You end up with splinter's.

Memories of an ex too shy to go to a "novelty shop" came back to me today. Ah, the whining after that bright idea really grated on my nerves.

[/QUOTE]

Hot dogs don't, either, nor bananas - they fall apart.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:47 pm

No, no they don't. Popcicles work wonder's for short term fun, and I've been told pickles do too, although never tried it myself. If the girl's enjoyed it though, has to be true.

Well, everyone is leaving the house so it will be empty but I've no way to get to the liqour store tonight. *sobs* The injustice of it all!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:09 pm

Goddamn thats harsh (the liquor situation and the lesson of the day

)

Don't you have any emergency backup supply beverages?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:17 pm

A few shots of SoCo, and 3 *sighs* Wine Cooler's. It's a sad day. I need a ride to the liqour store! I have $100 in my pocket but no ride!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:20 pm

Walk?

It will be a jobby craddling the booze back to the pad, but you can lighten the load on the way

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:22 pm

It's a 2 hour walk each way, no way that's happening. I've thought of it, seriously. Then I think of the 2 hour walk BACK, with nothing to do but carry a bottle or two of alcohol. Yeah, 2 hours CARRYING alcohol. No way that bottle will be containing any alcohol by the time I arrive home, if I don't end up tipped over in some field somewhere instead.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:52 pm

It's a two-fer!

Lesson of the Day:

1. You can't get in trouble for taking advantage of a girl if mommy/daddy catches their daughter in control and holding you down. If in doubt, see to it that's how things end up. Just in case.

2. Southern Comfort and Coke tastes like a caramel soda. It's pretty good, try it. Drinky drinky!

My younger brother's over, crashed on the couch with a beer between his legs. Poor little bugger worked all day and got drunk on the way over.

Now I'm full of booze and wired with no one to keep me company!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:02 pm

BEER!

Perhaps not the greatest place to post this as there is an exclusive liquor drinker on this forum

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:08 pm

Awesome song.

Need a lesson don't I?

Lesson of the Day:

It's not the end of the world, you just need to crack another bottle open. Everything will be fine then. Armeggedon is coming when alcohol dissapear's from the world. So be prepared, and stockpile the stuff!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:30 pm

So Sayeth the wise Magrus.

The question is... which booze to stock up on

. Does one follow efficiency and stock up on tequila, navy rums and other breeds of a ridiculously high alcohol content? Or follow the taste buds and go for booze of a lesser toxic quality.

(and I absolutely love "It's not the end of the world, you just need to crack another bottle open.", I'm stashing that one in the memory banks of great quotes

)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:42 pm

Ah, a mixture is best. Just in case you must save some scared and frightened female's.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:28 pm

Indeed, as a well prepared booze hound must save females that reek of sobriety and fear.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:29 pm

Better to reek of booze than fear in my book.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:59 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]So Sayeth the wise Magrus.

The question is... which booze to stock up on

. Does one follow efficiency and stock up on tequila, navy rums and other breeds of a ridiculously high alcohol content? Or follow the taste buds and go for booze of a lesser toxic quality.

(and I absolutely love "It's not the end of the world, you just need to crack another bottle open.", I'm stashing that one in the memory banks of great quotes

)[/QUOTE]

I always went for cheap when i was younger. It took a lot more to get me drunk back then, and money was tight, so I drank the nasty stuff no one else would

But I suggest a steady diet of Turkey.