1. Damn straight
2. As often as socially acceptable/As often as possible
3. Beer
4. Most definately
5. As long as said problem is not chronic mastu... ahem
6. When was I not dropped on my head as a child.
7. Last Friday actually
8. An army is fueled by beer. Provide this, and you are my liege.
9. Absolutely.
10. Such opposition can be rectified with rampant consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
11. Inevitable. The essential rite of passage in childhood is the path to perversion, corruption, debauchery and dominant alcoholism.
12. To attempt re-educate and rehabilitate the suffering and uncared for patrons in society....
...actually I just like the prospect of debauchery and alcoholism with pervision thrown in, mixed up into a coctail of world domination through corruption.
HUZZAH!