Weasel's Bread and Butter out in the open!

CM · Post by CM » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:41 am

After all Weasel has promised us all complete rule as his Ministers of different regions. I get the Islamic World. Mar gets the rest of Asia. Weasel North America. Chanak gets South America and hmm who gets Europe (including Russia) and Africa?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:49 am

Don't be too modest COMMrade...

[QUOTE=CM]After all Weasel has promised us all complete rule as his Ministers of different regions. I get the Islamic World. Mar gets the rest of Asia. Weasel North America. Chanak gets South America and hmm who gets Europe (including Russia) and Africa?[/QUOTE]

...I know you want ALL of mainland Asia.

Vicsun has got the Scandinavian region.

Der Moench would have Germany at least.

Dont forget Nippy and his Western Europe.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:51 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]@fable: Nah. Fas has mainland Asia. Just got the South East Asian region.

What can be worth all that jazz? Hmmm...

... a chance to straighten up my country?

[/QUOTE]

It's precisely that attitude that leads people into COMM's clutches, you know, and then down the slippery slope into Weasel's waiting tentacles.

Studies into the nature of the universe became the a-bomb.

Food for the masses became McDonalds.

He perverts all. Beware.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:00 am

Well said, fable...

[QUOTE=fable]It's precisely that attitude that leads people into COMM's clutches, you know, and then down the slippery slope into Weasel's waiting tentacles.
[/QUOTE]

...you know us so well.

So, how would you want your Big Mac to be?

CM · Post by CM » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:06 am

Well if i take the islamic world i get everything west of Burma and China and everything south of Russia. I also get around 30% of Africa so i am happy

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:17 am

[QUOTE=CM]Well if i take the islamic world i get everything west of Burma and China and everything south of Russia. I also get around 30% of Africa so i am happy

[/QUOTE]

...but that would mean taking Indonesia too!

Oh well... there goes the neighborhood...

...fine then, for as long as I get Thailand. The food here is so yummy.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:26 am

I have decided that North America is up for the taking..(hint hint Fable

) I will take the Moon, with an option on parts of Mars.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:54 am

I'm not sure us Heathens agree with the way the world is divided

CM · Post by CM » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:15 am

I thought that as you are a fellow COMM you may keep Indonesia. You know since we are friends and all

As for you heathens. You are either COMM or you not. If you arent you dont have a say and dont we care either

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:44 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]I'm not sure us Heathens agree with the way the world is divided

[/QUOTE]

I'm sure something can worked out after the elections.

Have you ever heard of the beautiful sites of Pluto?

Yep I see I'm gonna have a lot people sent to Pluto

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:50 am

[QUOTE=Weasel]I'm sure something can worked out after the elections.

Have you ever heard of the beautiful sites of Pluto?

[/QUOTE]

I heard Pluto is pretty icy and can be quite cold, so thank, but no thanks

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:42 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]I heard Pluto is pretty icy and can be quite cold, so thank, but no thanks

[/QUOTE]

No, actually they have plenty of resorts there. Near the hydrogen beaches.

BTW, is Weasel power that big? I mean, he can shapeshift but send people to pluto... I cant believe it. For a second.

(Sytze, I think time has come for Heathen to erradicate all resistance and the wars to spread.)

(BTW, this is the Heathen Revolutions

)

CM · Post by CM » Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:47 pm

*grabs a big stick and whacks Luis over the head with it knocking him out. Contacts Acme Inc. - a subsidary of weasel Corp. - recieves his rocket Road runner and style and sends Luis on a one a way trip to Pluto*

So great weather eh?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:04 pm

And the added benefit, all Acme Inc products are driven off of Alcohol.

Luis is helping the Earth enviroment while on his "vacation"

This is taking one for the team, are you sure Sytze, you don't want to help?

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:53 pm

the precious precious alcomahol?!!!!

Everyone. Meet my rabbit ; Dog

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:07 pm

[QUOTE=Weasel]And the added benefit, all Acme Inc products are driven off of Alcohol.

Luis is helping the Earth enviroment while on his "vacation"

This is taking one for the team, are you sure Sytze, you don't want to help?

[/QUOTE]

Weasel, I could answer that one. But now I'm dating a nice plutonian gal. Dont worry, I'll teleport myself in one hour. Damn cold, here... almost as cold as Iceland.

BTW... Yes, alcohol may be propelant fuel for Rocketry. But to send someone by ACME rocket to pluto... CM, I'm sure ACME has spacedrive.

*Whacks CM uncoucious with baseball bat*
*Place him inside gas chamber*
*Summons 99 english fart champions after a cabbage lunch*
*fart noise inside the chamber*
*close chamber door*

If you ever wake up... I'm gonna get back to pluto on a skate...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:36 am

Aww...smells like my friends place. *walks out of the chamber* Now to deal with business.

*forces Luis's eyes open, glues them open with super glue and places a naked picture of BS infront of his eyes*

Suffer

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:11 am

[QUOTE=CM]Aww...smells like my friends place. *walks out of the chamber* Now to deal with business.

*forces Luis's eyes open, glues them open with super glue and places a naked picture of BS infront of his eyes*

Suffer

[/QUOTE]

No problem, I'm blind.

But that was definitely EVIL.

hehehe...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:14 am

Fine then....*grabs chainsaw cuts open Luis's head and shoves the picture into his brain* does that work?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:28 am

[QUOTE=CM]*forces Luis's eyes open, glues them open with super glue and places a naked picture of BS infront of his eyes*
[/QUOTE]

I seem to be particularry fond of that picture, aren't you?

@Weael: I'm sure Luis will manage. In the meantime I'll be in Mexico, where the drinks, the women and the weather suit me just perfect