The Nevin/Uncle Lester dialog is quite entertaining (this happens at the graveyard as far as I recall) . And the whole Edwin/ Netherscroll thing is just hilarious.
Please please drop that midget thing... It does so remind me of 8 year olds trying to be funny - it is not.
BG II funniest happenings
Hey, Bucky, so you noticed our 'dear' (ahum, <cough> ) friend Scrable .. personally, I couldn't care less about him, but it might spoil some of the fun here, indeed.
I've seen trolls like him before on other forums. All they do is write provocative messages (this one has a fixation on faeces, as it would seem), and hope for (angry) replies ... I don't understand these guys, but they think those replies are humorous ...
I've seen trolls like him before on other forums. All they do is write provocative messages (this one has a fixation on faeces, as it would seem), and hope for (angry) replies ... I don't understand these guys, but they think those replies are humorous ...
More power to ya, Buck. Couldn't agree more.
On the funny note, I completed the quest for Cernd to get back his child. In the final battle, I thought it only fitting for Cernd to have the final blow, so he switched to werewolf form and finished off the wizard. Afterward, he was happy to have his child back and I let him go back to his forest. It switched to a cut scene where Cernd, still in werewolf form, picked up his child and ran out the door. Just the thought of the scene it would cause seeing a werewolf running through town lovingly holding a child in its arms had me rolling on the floor. Way to get off on the right foot with your new child.
On the funny note, I completed the quest for Cernd to get back his child. In the final battle, I thought it only fitting for Cernd to have the final blow, so he switched to werewolf form and finished off the wizard. Afterward, he was happy to have his child back and I let him go back to his forest. It switched to a cut scene where Cernd, still in werewolf form, picked up his child and ran out the door. Just the thought of the scene it would cause seeing a werewolf running through town lovingly holding a child in its arms had me rolling on the floor. Way to get off on the right foot with your new child.
Matti Il-Amin, Paladin, comedian, and expert adventurer. Proudly bearing the colors of the [url="http://www.svelmoe.dk/blade/index.htm"]Blades of the Banshee[/url]
Liches hard to kill! I think not....
My party closely resembles a long time p&p AD&D party where I played a Paladin. In the party were a druid, a ranger, others, and a Chaotic Neutral Illusionist/Thief. Now in the spirit of proper role playing the more Jan bitches about the Calamshite itch the more I feel obliged to give him an outlet for the alignment difficulties. So when we found the Wand of Wonder he yelled that's mine and has used it as his first attack every since.
This parallels the p&p party I played marvelously as my Paladin told the Wand Wielder in that party that they were NEVER to use the wand, yet once otherwise engaged the cry of 'entropy' would go up from behind me and the wand would work it's particular magic (often with disastrous or hilarious results).
So when fighting the liche in the sewers the rest of the party did all the right things and suddenly the action died down from Mr Lichepoo. A check of the action dialogue confirmed.
Jan - Autopause - end of round
Shade Liche - turned to stone (and Jan got the kill
). The Liche got chunked while in stone form so the party chewed Jan out for using the wand (yeah, yeah, its only in my head).
So off to the City Gates we go. Second verse same as the first;
Jan - Autopause - end of round
Shade Liche - turned to stone
This time the rest of the gang stopped chewing on the Liche and we waited till all spells ran out, Stone to Flesh, quick kill and loot!
Now third time lucky? - Curdis Upholder of err, right (that's right isn't it).
My party closely resembles a long time p&p AD&D party where I played a Paladin. In the party were a druid, a ranger, others, and a Chaotic Neutral Illusionist/Thief. Now in the spirit of proper role playing the more Jan bitches about the Calamshite itch the more I feel obliged to give him an outlet for the alignment difficulties. So when we found the Wand of Wonder he yelled that's mine and has used it as his first attack every since.
This parallels the p&p party I played marvelously as my Paladin told the Wand Wielder in that party that they were NEVER to use the wand, yet once otherwise engaged the cry of 'entropy' would go up from behind me and the wand would work it's particular magic (often with disastrous or hilarious results).
So when fighting the liche in the sewers the rest of the party did all the right things and suddenly the action died down from Mr Lichepoo. A check of the action dialogue confirmed.
Jan - Autopause - end of round
Shade Liche - turned to stone (and Jan got the kill
). The Liche got chunked while in stone form so the party chewed Jan out for using the wand (yeah, yeah, its only in my head).So off to the City Gates we go. Second verse same as the first;
Jan - Autopause - end of round
Shade Liche - turned to stone
This time the rest of the gang stopped chewing on the Liche and we waited till all spells ran out, Stone to Flesh, quick kill and loot!
Now third time lucky? - Curdis Upholder of err, right (that's right isn't it).
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[quote=Waverly]You all suck donkeys[/quote]
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I suppose the best so far was in the underdark and fighting the drow in the kua-toa dungeon. There's a cleric there with blade barrier. There's also a few bad-guy skeletons and other drow.
Following the usual kill-the-spell caster strategy, I put the hurt to the cleric via arrows. He triggered a blade barrier and successfully killed his allied skeleton when I hit on the right stragegy for this fight: backup slowly. He and his buddies gave chase as I backed up. Of course his buddies were inside the blade barrier radius and got food-processed into nifty fat-free drow hamburger patties...
Following the usual kill-the-spell caster strategy, I put the hurt to the cleric via arrows. He triggered a blade barrier and successfully killed his allied skeleton when I hit on the right stragegy for this fight: backup slowly. He and his buddies gave chase as I backed up. Of course his buddies were inside the blade barrier radius and got food-processed into nifty fat-free drow hamburger patties...