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1001 Uses for Duct Tape

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1001 Uses for Duct Tape

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Perhaps the world's greatest invention.
Duct tape.
What are your favorite uses for duct tape...Now don't be shy :D
I'll start ;)


The Joys of Duct Tape:

1. Securing your keys and wallet from theft by overnight guest. :D

2. Cure for guest's snoring

3. Repairing broken table lamp from scuffle caused by cure :p

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4. Makeshift splint for broken limbs resulting from cure. :D

5. Impromptu fan belt for an automobile engine...wrap duct tape around baling wire. No need to call the tow truck now. Good for hundreds of miles. :cool:

6. Keeps vegetables and dead animals fresh. :eek:

7. Various...therapuetic...uses. ;)
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8. Duct tape Ty in Chair :D

9. Repair monitor after loosing at minesweep :p

10. Redneck weather stripping
:rolleyes: :p :D

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I could go on forever with this topic.. :eek:


12. Lose screw to hold video card in..Duct-tape
13. Have fit and break back of your keyboard..Duct-tape

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*snicker*

14. Art medium

15. New Wave bikini :p

16. Boot Repair :eek:

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18. Use to fasten the fantastic "365 Days of Duct Tape" calendar to the wall.

19. Makeshift toothbrush. Roll around two fingers, sticky side out. :eek:

20. Babysitter in a pinch. ;)

21. Excellent prosthetic limb adhesive. :D
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22. Hair removal
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23. Save your science project from imminent disaster :cool:
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24. Getting a good seat for the parade :D


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25. Stifling your laughter when lurking on SYM, so no one thinks you're insane
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Duck tape can do anything...

26. Fix anvil to ceiling.

27. Make camp beds.
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28. Make a suit out of duct tape (friend did it)
29. Make a wallet (he did that too) :D
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26. Make a suit out of duct tape (friend did it)
27. Make a wallet (he did that too) :D
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28. Serve as a perfect illustration of the Force. For like the Force, duct tape has a light side, and a dark side; and it holds the universe together. Like the Force again, It is an imponderable how something so slim as duct tape should yet be so powerful, so easy to control, yet so intractable.

The only difference of any importance is that it sounds a lot better to say, "May the Force be with you," than "May you be ever covered in sufficient duct tape."
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30. Pinstriping for battleships :D

31. Waterproofing your convertible's seats :p

32. Book Binding :rolleyes:

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