"THE ROLLING THUNDER" - Roadside Café and Motel

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:25 am

its blasphemy! thats what it is! taverns should NEVER leave the 1st page

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:29 am

*locks and loads his desert eagle*

You sure about that?

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:30 am

*casts protection from normal weapons* yep pretty sure

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:34 am

This is +5 against slurrs and bar crawlers!

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:40 am

EEK! **equips reflection sheild**
(Reflects all ranged attacks back to the attacker)

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:43 am

Another bar brawl!

...*looks at Fas' new avatar*

...

... hey, COMMrade...

...not only are you "killing kittens"

and bunnies you'd go for burrito-bearing mousedogs too!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:47 am

Hey what can i say? I like me target practice!

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:50 am

**casts Summon Burrito then improved invisiblitity then commands the insane killer burritos to attack CM**

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:52 am

*shoots wildly and hits the rat in the butt*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:54 am

EGADS!!!

...the butt is now a buttito!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:55 am

As a man i would never want to shoot another man in the Burrito, but the Buttito is all good

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:56 am

hmmmm. what is this?.... somekind of strange male bonding!??! *L*

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:56 am

(the sheilds ablity activates and sends the bullet flying back at CM.. mean while the burritos close in and start bashing CM with themselves and spraying Hotsauce and sourcream at CM)

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:58 am

DAMN! That hot sauce is good!

But enough is enough, time for me to deal with you anti-df style!

*grabs his Anti-df greatsword +7 (yes i am a powergamer) and attacks the sheild while munching on a burrito*

@Az very much so me thinks, now all we need is BS and Tyb to complete the ritual

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:59 am

seems youve forgot onee thing. i ran like hell after i summoned the burritos and invisible.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 10:01 am

*hikes up his shorts to dork level, gels his hair, so it doesnt move and runs after the mouse*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 10:01 am

A warning, COMMrade...

...those sourcream can make you sick.

@Az: Would you want to step in and show these dudes some girl power?

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 10:04 am

sorry CM u cant catch me. the unltra-dorky UPS drivers would suck you into their guild andyou would be imprisoned for the rest of your days

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 30, 2003 10:05 am

I didnt toch the sourcream, just the hot sauce, which aint that hot really. Well not by asian standards anyway

Shhh....be wewy wewy quiet i am hunting wats....haaaahhhaaa

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 10:06 am

actually its not tacobell hotsuace LOL its actual mexican hot suace

**starts dailing UPS and giving the location of CM**