"THE ROLLING THUNDER" - Roadside Café and Motel

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:00 am

** finishes his burrito and takes another drink from his Duff ** Curses!

@Taco: do you specialize in "off-ing" (L)users too

? All I have is a name and a phone number, though...

@BM: sure thing

! @Vic: no discernable side-effects so far

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:05 am

Duff me!!
wow this business could get dirty lol s'what i get for posting before cofee

taco's ablities: Mexican food, Assassin, Drinking, and Girls

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:12 am

** tosses Taco another can of Duff ** You do know, we also pack a mean cup of Columbian Coffee Brew here? ** slips Taco a note with a name and telephone number, as well as a few grand ** Half now, half upon proof that the deed is done

- Oh, and I'd be very careful, if you're thinking about running off with that money...

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:18 am

ok sincei can give him the finger over the phone all u have to do is get a cell phone with a fake name and such. i wont even have to say anything to him.its that easy

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:28 am

LOL

- cool, Taco

** takes another swig of Duff, snatches a company cell phone, dials the (L)user number and holds it out to Taco to perform his amazing feat **

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:34 am

*Chugs his latest Duff* *puts on his wizard robe and hat.* *sets the phone on the bar* *mutters the incantation and points at the phone*

*POOF!!*

as the smoke disapears u see a mug of Duff instead of a phone....

oops.....wouldnt happen to have another phone would u???

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:38 am

Sure

! ** looks for the manager's phone ** Here, go ahead

[size=0](win-win type of deal)[/size]

** dials the (L)user number for the 2nd time and hands the phone over to Taco, then SLURRs some more Duff **

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:42 am

Hey Guys...*HUG*.....Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings and
** Mistletoe Kisses **

any thing yummy for breakfast

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:42 am

*grins* *sets the phone down on the bar* *stretches a lil* *mutters the incantation and points and the phone*
you here a blood curtaling scream and then see a soul rise out of there ear peice.... *then proceeds to turn the bosses phone into Duff in a gold mug*

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:43 am

Originally posted by Scayde
Hey Guys...*HUG*.....Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings and
** Mistletoe Kisses **

any thing yumy for breakfast

Burritos

(made with the sourcreme machine)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:49 am

Now that's what I wanted to hear

! ** as the last dying rattle of the (L)user still echoes through the room, Duffman hands Taco a few more grand ** Half upon delivery, as agreed

. @Scayde: *HUG* Duff Double - seasonal brew only ok

? Hope you have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy the holidays too

!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:53 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Now that's what I wanted to hear ! ** as the last dying rattle of the (L)user still echoes through the room, Duffman hands Taco a few more grand ** Half upon delivery, as agreed . @Scayde: *HUG* Duff Double - seasonal brew only ok ? Hope you have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy the holidays too !

*giggle*.....Duff Double ....Sounds just the thing to go with Taco's new and improved Burrittos..

I see you guys are freeing up band width in a very perminant fashion

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:54 am

mmmmm. that last spell used up the last of the Duff in my blood system. soooo DUFF ME!!

@Scayde *HUGS* happy holidays!!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:56 am

ROFL

- yeah, this could be the start of something really big

** pours Scayde a mug of Duff Double and hands Taco a mug too ** There is one downside to it, we're still going to need all the (L)users' phonenumbers

.

EDIT - and now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go see a man about some tickets

. See y'all next time and Happy Holidays to the people I won't be seeing again before next year too

!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 10:04 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
ROFL - yeah, this could be the start of something really big ** pours Scayde a mug of Duff Double and hands Taco a mug too ** There is one downside to it, we're still going to need all the (L)users' phonenumbers .

EDIT - and now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go see a man about some tickets . See y'all next time and Happy Holidays to the people I won't be seeing again before next year too !

*Takes long Drought from ice cold mug of Duff Double *..Mmmm Breakfast of Champions

Happy Holidays Eary...Hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas...

** Mistletoe Kisses **

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 10:07 am

Have a Good holiday Duffman

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:12 am

*Sits alone in the bar drinking, eating burritos and ploting agianst his next victim*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:19 am

Originally posted by Taco Magus
*Sits alone in the bar drinking, eating burritos and ploting agianst his next victim*

*Grabs a Corona and joins Taco at the bar*

....So what have you plotted so far and who is your next intended victim....

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:23 am

actually i got hungery and bored and started twidling my thumbs

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:32 am

LOL... You are never going to make it to becoming an evil Tyrant that way....

Weasel has yet to take over the world and he has invested many hours and complex schemes in his attempt