Gruntboy's "top tips on how to spam safely"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:21 pm

And no one eyed jacks are wild.

I can't do my calculations when I have to take them into consideration

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:25 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
And no one eyed jacks are wild. I can't do my calculations when I have to take them into consideration

LOL

I can see youve had games where youve played with some inventive dealers.

*deals out cards*

Nows the hard part....how do we do this?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:31 pm

well, if we do it like I do for real, I get you drunk enough so you won't notice my cheating, Then I lose the big pots and win all the little ones. You'll feel like you won, but I'll have more money at the end of the night

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:33 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
well, if we do it like I do for real, I get you drunk enough so you won't notice my cheating, Then I lose the big pots and win all the little ones. You'll feel like you won, but I'll have more money at the end of the night

Word! I get the big pots!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:40 pm

See? no one ever suspects you cheat if you lose the big pots (even though you don't actually put that much in the pot).

Just win enough to come out ahead, and nobody notices

Uh, not that I cheat or anything

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:43 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
See? no one ever suspects you cheat if you lose the big pots (even though you don't actually put that much in the pot).

Just win enough to come out ahead, and nobody notices

Thats very true. But just dont do it in Vegas where all those damn cameras lurk.

Spoken like a true lurker.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
so you won't notice my cheating

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Uh, not that I cheat or anything

Hmmm...which post should I believe?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:47 pm

It was all hypothetical.....damn, McBane picks now to take a leave of absence

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:51 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It was all hypothetical.....damn, McBane picks now to take a leave of absence

ROFL

Well I may not be the quickest to figure things out, but this seems clear cut.

Somehow McB would prove me wrong. But he aint here atm.

Of course, he still lurks here and there, so Ill be careful what I say.

*wonders if Grunty will mind we've changed this place into a gambling lounge*
*tries not to think about what Grunty would do if he got angry about it*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:52 pm

Grunt? Angry? have you seen that pic T posted? Now there's a tag team that could make a run for the belt

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:55 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Grunt? Angry? have you seen that pic T posted? Now there's a tag team that could make a run for the belt

Hmmm....this isnt sounding too appealing....But why would they need a tag team for that?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:56 pm

Well, I'd say so they can pass you along when one gets tired of beating on you

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:01 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, I'd say so they can pass you along when one gets tired of beating on you

I hope youre using the word "you" not imply me.

But how much of a beating could it take before one gets tired? Its fun to beat on people....it could take hours before they would need a tag off.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:03 pm

I ain't sure, let me know when they get done with you

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:06 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I ain't sure, let me know when they get done with you

I thought you were the one who enjoyed pain/punishment. What happened?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:09 pm

Well, tag team would indicate Grunt is involved, and that's not my thing man

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:14 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, tag team would indicate Grunt is involved, and that's not my thing man

Hmmm...I think Im in the process of getting the shaft.

Well this is all if Grunty is mad. Methinks we arent spamming safely.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:17 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hmmm...I think Im in the process of getting the shaft.

Well this is all if Grunty is mad. Methinks we arent spamming safely.

EXACTLY why I don't wanna be chastised by Grunt

Safe ain't no fun. besides, theres always an off chance we both get in trouble, Grunt grabs you, and that leaves me...well...never mind

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:26 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Safe ain't no fun. besides, theres always an off chance we both get in trouble, Grunt grabs you, and that leaves me...well...never mind

Name of thread: Gruntboy's "top tips on how to spam safely"

Hmmm....it seems youre the one running now.

I guess I regret bailing on your revolution now.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:28 pm

I don't run. Grunt is just resourceful. I tried for a month to cut his ear off once, and never got it

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:30 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I don't run. Grunt is just resourceful. I tried for a month to cut his ear off once, and never got it

Why? Do you want to be like Mike? (Tyson)