Breakdown

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:49 am

Oh alright Osiris. Just for you and the parrots.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:41 am

Wow Osiris, that is a seriously good job on Grunty's avatar...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:42 am

"Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to rip your guts out!"

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:54 am

LOL@ Grunty's last comment.

And good avy Osiris.

Also note-birds dont suffer from homosexuality. Just thought Id add that.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:01 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Also note-birds dont suffer from homosexuality. Just thought Id add that.

I do question how you came to this conclusion, you aren't Foul in disguise are you?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:03 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I do question how you came to this conclusion, you aren't Foul in disguise are you?

LMAO

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:04 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I do question how you came to this conclusion, you aren't Foul in disguise are you?

Afraid not. Foul scares me horribly.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:10 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I do question how you came to this conclusion, you aren't Foul in disguise are you?

Nope! The reason is more sinister than that!
Gay birds were persecuted by human conservatives during the Middle Ages; these birds died out a long tome ago....

Until now that is!!! Jippie!!! Gay birds are back again!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:11 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Afraid not. Foul scares me horribly.

Then having a bird avatar is perhaps not the best idea...I think the effects of that would scare you even more!

@Omar, LOL

Next thing they will have a YPCA song

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:13 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Then having a bird avatar is perhaps not the best idea...I think that would scare you even more!

Those only be Puffins. I have never had a puffin avatar.

@Omar All thanks to Kam and Kayless.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:14 am

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C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 12:19 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Also note-birds dont suffer from homosexuality. Just thought Id add that.

Of course birds, like other non-human species, can be gay! Apart from the specimen we have here at SYM

, there are several well-documented cases of homosexuality in the animal kingdom - that is one of many reasons why it is unlikely that homosexuality is something humans choose or can be "cured" from. On the contrary, it seems to be a naturally occuring variation in sexual orientation.

Talking birds, I have personally met a lesbian royal albatross couple

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 12:23 pm

Cool av, CE! The red suits you, I must say!

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 12:25 pm

Too many damn birds...

Going to kill christmas... and birds...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:20 pm

ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH they're aftering generic food after finish with the bird seeds ! CODE RED ! CODE RED !

Somebody give them some tacos !

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:21 pm

Ive never heard of or seen or read about a homosexual bird. I bet that albatross you saw was merely a daughter of the mother. So lets escalate the disturbance of the thread by saying: Many species do do strange things with their offspring.

But via my experience and readings, homosexuality doesnt exist in a birds life. Ive seen male birds want to beat the crap out of other male birds. But never homosexuality. Certainly it exists in other forms of animals, I think, like rodents and such. I mean I look outside and see squirrels, and they just dont care, aslong as they get some.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:25 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Many species do do strange things with their offspring.

I'm just gonna quote this, and leave it up to your imagination as to what I'd love to say

Originally posted by Tybaltus
I mean I look outside and see squirrels, and they just dont care, as long as they get some.

Ditto

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:26 pm

Look all we need to do is ask Mcbane if mice like it both ways.

I mean he should know.

(Easy to pick on the ones that dont show up)

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:27 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
I'm just gonna quote this, and leave it up to your imagination as to what I'd love to say

Ditto

[edited a second time because Kam quoted me before I edited the phrase out]

You know, when I was referring to the squirrels getting some, I was referring to the fact they dont care whether its with a male or a female, you know.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:28 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hmmm...well youve got me thinking.

You know, when I was referring to the squirrels getting some, I was referring to the fact they dont care whether its with a male or a female, you know.

That was the point. I'm glad I succeeded.

Yes I know what you meant, it's just how you say it