Translating Women's Speech Patterns

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:46 pm

Bahah!

You attempt to keep the lagers to yourself BS? Behold the powers of idleness....

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Nothing much really, Im just good at it oh yeah and Fas I forgot whine definitly throw a few whine.whine.whine.whine's in.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:02 pm

I like and respect women as individuals.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:22 pm

My youthful friend.

My friend, male, comrade, hunter in arms.

Soon you will learn that while women bear the greatest of fruits, they also carry with them the worst of venoms.

While I am in love with my girlfriend (FEAR) I am also quite aware of the fact that her fangs are slowly digging deeper within me, and eventually I will be under her control.

Women lie every day. THink about it. Makeup to hide who really is behind all that, shoes to lie about thier height (A trick used to frighten those males of shorter stature, myself included (I push 5'9 on a good day). Push up bra's, Wonder bra's, water add in dealys to confuse us men with thier breasts.

Trickery! They yell about how all we do is stare at beautiful women who are airbrushed in magazines with big breasts and such. Then they doll up and push up and never ever ever SHUT UP.

Women are the masters of decieving. Albiet I still love them.

Evil lovely creatures.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 8:00 pm

Originally posted by frogus
I like and respect women as individuals.

Yep, me too, seems so strange and contraproductive to generalize 3 billion people!

It is also strange that I am obviously not a women, neither is any of my woman friends and colleagues

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 8:45 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
Yep, me too, seems so strange and contraproductive to generalize 3 billion people!

Au Contraire! Generalization is efficiency! How can we hope to go through them all if we have to treat them all like individuals?

Do you want to flame me here, or is it more fun if I try to run?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 8:55 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
Au Contraire! Generalization is efficiency! How can we hope to go through them all if we have to treat them all like individuals?

Do you want to flame me here, or is it more fun if I try to run?

Actually, I'm not going to flame you at all, since that is at least a fairly rational motivation

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:11 pm

@CE, no flaming? I was all ready for some witty reparte and such. Drat

@All, I think I need to avail myself of your obviously great knowledge of women. What does it mean if a girl treats you like she wants to marry you and have your children one day every three weeks or so, acts like you are a pest a few days in those weeks, and on the days that are left like you are either a friend or just an aquantance?

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:19 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
@All, I think I need to avail myself of your obviously great knowledge of women. What does it mean if a girl treats you like she wants to marry you and have your children one day every three weeks or so, acts like you are a pest a few days in those weeks, and on the days that are left like you are either a friend or just an aquantance?

Men everywhere have been trying to answer that question since the beginning of time itself. The impossible search continues...

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:20 pm

Oh, so its nothing new? Whew, thats a releif, i've been pretty puzzled by it for a long time now....

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:28 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
@CE, no flaming? I was all ready for some witty reparte and such. Drat

@All, I think I need to avail myself of your obviously great knowledge of women. What does it mean if a girl treats you like she wants to marry you and have your children one day every three weeks or so, acts like you are a pest a few days in those weeks, and on the days that are left like you are either a friend or just an aquantance?

LOL..sounds like youve skipped the dating stage and flown right into

"old married couple"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:31 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
@CE, no flaming? I was all ready for some witty reparte and such. Drat

@All, I think I need to avail myself of your obviously great knowledge of women. What does it mean if a girl treats you like she wants to marry you and have your children one day every three weeks or so, acts like you are a pest a few days in those weeks, and on the days that are left like you are either a friend or just an aquantance?

She hates you, but not as bad as she hates herself for not being able to stay away from you

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:34 pm

Uhhhh, is that good or bad BS?

@Scayde, darn, I heard marriage is the cure to love, i was hoping me and this girl could be something, but if we're already like an old couple i guess its over

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:37 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL..sounds like youve skipped the dating stage and flown right into

"old married couple"

Not that far!

Its seems like what teenage girls do all the time.

The day I realized there was no systematic or organized mannor to the way women work or their moods, was the day I lost more confidence then I could manage.

@Zel Trust me. Its very natural. I have no idea what she is thinking, but its common. Ive come to the conclusion (?) that she cant decide whether she really likes you or just wants to be friends. When she thinks you are a pest, shes just fighting with the decisions.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:38 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
Uhhhh, is that good or bad BS?

@Scayde, darn, I heard marriage is the cure to love, i was hoping me and this girl could be something, but if we're already like an old couple i guess its over

LOL.well just do what "old married couples" do...dress up like Tarzan and swing from the ceiling fan

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:38 pm

It's likely as good as you're ever gonna get, we constantly grate on womens nerves. They expect too much from us, esp on Sundays. At some point, all women will have hated you. It's half the fun

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:39 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It's half the fun

I despise it.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:39 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It's likely as good as you're ever gonna get, we constantly grate on womens nerves. They expect too much from us, esp on Sundays. At some point, all women will have hated you. It's half the fun

LOL...and torture you for your own good

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:40 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL.well just do what "old married couples" do...dress up like Tarzan and swing from the ceiling fan

GOOD GOD WOMAN, MY EYES! MY EYES!

Seriously, put a warning before you post something like that!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:40 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
I despise it.

LOL..you won't after you make up a few times

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 9:41 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
GOOD GOD WOMAN, MY EYES! MY EYES!

Seriously, put a warning before you post something like that!

ROFLMGDAO........*HUG*...well I figure at your age 25 is "old"