Ned's Halloween Hellhall

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 11:54 pm

OK...let's be checkin' out the lights. Hit the switch

**click**

Nice, looks good...but wait, the mirror ball isn't working.

Huh???

The mirror ball...it's not...put down the bottle for a second dude and check that wiring. Ok. Hit it again. There we go. Now, we'll see if Bodhi came through. Go ahead and plug that in over there. Thanks.

**Ned Flicks another switch and is pleased to see the walls are bleeding**

Go ahead and put the Jell-O pit in the back. Counsel is supposed to be around for most of the party, right???

Looking over the guest list, I see everyone is invited, that's good.

The music list seems to be attuned to please the masses although it will be awesome when G.W.A.R. takes the stage.

Plenty of keg's of the UK's finest, lots of Jameson, the last of the jugs o'shine (Oh where oh where is my still

) and enough bourbon to thoroughly intoxicate the state of Wisconsin.

Well, let's open the gate and let in the masses. Don't forget your costume.

Me, well, I'm a drunken dwarf unlike other days when I'm a.....drunken dwarf. Hey, hands off me mithril or I'm liken to be an angry drunken dwarf! Later on, when I've had enough to drink, sure'n I'll become THE naked drunken dwarf.

Apologies for the limited snacks but there's been plenty o'ale to haul and certain things come afore others. We will at least, be serving raccoon nuggets at some point; whenever Tyb shows up. Fable brought the blue meat but sure'n you shouldn't eat any unless you plan on staying fer a real long time. There's also caterers on call and I'm footing the bill, so don't be shy if you get hungry. Just order it up.

Thanks fer coming and please, misbehave. Practical jokes and skullduggery welcome. Remember, anything goes.

Welcome to my Hellhall.

**Raises his mug and takes a healthy pull**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:05 am

Hot Damn! G.W.A.R. returns to SYM

Place looks good Ned. It'll look better when a few lasses show up in their hopefully revealing costumes. I wonder about the wisdom of my earlier choice for costume....could SYM handle 2 drunken dwarves? Or..better question...why the hell should I care? There's ale to be drunk and wenches to be had. Or, vise versa, depending on how much I drink

*sets trap for raccoon*

That should be it.

*raises mug in toast to Ned*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:11 am

**Raises glass and takes a swig**

All I need is some good grog and a fine lass on me lap.

SYM already deals with two drunken dwarves. This should be no different except we'll be contained. It should almost be...safer??

**upgrades from hatchet to two handed battle axe and waits for raccoons to show up**

We could probably get some raccoons on the premises if we lay out some chex mix. And so, I'll make the first catering call.

Indeed, I'm off, back in several hours on the prowl for wenches.

We'll kick off the party with a little Specials **cues up Enjoy Yourself**

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:14 am

Of course you both realise that women do not usually wear revealing costumes for dwarves?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:16 am

Lasses should be along in a few hours. By then, we'll be good and drunk....well, basically same as always

Later Ned. I think I'll sleep in the corner so as not to miss too much. Somebody has to watch for that varmint.

EDIT

Well, they don't have to wear anything if they don't want to DW

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:25 am

They can wear the revealing costumes for anyone they want as long as BS and I get a fair look.

**grabs some real estate under the bar and curls up with a warm jug o'shine.**

Goodnight Moon.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 2:54 am

**pops in and puts up some decoration**

**pinches a jug of shine and pops out again, leaving behind an expanding cloud of apricot flavoured smoke**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 3:08 am

** pops in in his Halloween Duff outfit ** I vant to suck your blood, but a Duff will do just fine too

** cracks open a can **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 3:13 am

Hi @E-Man ! How are you ?

**opens the jug of shine and pours some shots**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 3:21 am

I'm doing great, mate

- almost finished reading "Mort", blew the dust off Diablo (my last Warrior kind of outgrew the limitations of 3.5' disks, so I wasn't able to save him to my new pc

), but I'm still waiting for J&SBSB to arrive

. And you? ** takes a swig from his Duff... **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 3:26 am

I'm fine, thank's for asking. it's a Holiday tomorrow, so I'm looking forwartd to a loooong weekend...

...

**starts dual-wielding the shots o'shine**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 3:34 am

Those ( L )users better hope we don't get any ideas over the weekend

...

** finishes his Duff and pours himself a shot of Ned's finest too **

EDIT - it's been great talking to ya, mate but I'm afraid that's all the time I got left

** downs his shot and leaves the Hellhall ** Have a good weeke...!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 31, 2002 3:48 am

*floats in and watchs in silence*

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 3:49 am

A shame that you have to leave so soon, mate !

I had some calls to handle...

- have a nice weekend too , c u on monday !

**downs another couple of shots**

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 31, 2002 6:37 am

Anybody home???

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 8:10 am

**wakes up from underneath the bar and observes beldin two fistin' shots o' shine**

That's what we like to see. Slide that jug down the bar. Nay, I wave the shot glasses. It's all one big glass, man!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 8:49 am

**dressed as Riff Raff, looks around, pauses**

Hello.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 8:52 am

**pours a bucket of water over McBane**

You're wet.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 8:54 am

Yes, its raining.

Got any thing to drink? I feel parched!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 9:12 am

**hands McBane a jug of Ned's finest**

I think you'd better ....come inside.....