Intellect-impeding toothpaste

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 11:32 am

I sure hope they gave the person who thought up this name a large raise...

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 2:34 pm

The RetarDEX range is Vegetarian Society Approved.

Are they implying that other brands contain meat products?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 2:36 pm

Originally posted by Zelgadis
Are they implying that other brands contain meat products?

Haven't you ever heard of Arm & Hammer Bacon Soda toothpaste?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:04 pm

Oooh I likey!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:10 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
Oooh I likey!

Hey you could peddle this instead of that rubbish Desenex stuff...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:14 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Hey you could peddle this instead of that rubbish Desenex stuff...

Or rather, "in addition to" as opposed to "instead of."

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:17 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
Or rather, "in addition to" as opposed to "instead of."

*head collides with keyboard*

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:34 pm

RetarDEX toothpaste contains no animal by products and is non foaming for superior oral care. RetarDEX toothpaste does not contain sodium lauryl sulphate, the foaming detergent present in most toothpastes. This means that, as your mouth does not feel full of suds, you can carry on brushing your teeth for longer. RetarDEX toothpaste has a low level of abrasiveness due to the silica polishers and is effective in removing staining from food, drink and tobacco.

Desenex Antifungal Spray Powder is formulated with an ingredient that kills all three major types of athlete's foot fungi. Desenex is clinically proven safe and effective for relief of the itching, burning, cracking and peeling of athlete's foot.

Depend offers a full range of moderate to heavy absorbent products for incontinence that gives people the freedom to be active and independent. Our name means trust, understanding, confidence and self-respect.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:38 pm

Just watch fable doesn't kill you for making fun of his underwear, OK?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:55 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Just watch fable doesn't kill you for making fun of his underwear, OK?

LMFAO

You'd better watch your back. I hear tell he swings a mean cane.