Bumper Stickers for Barter

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 4:15 pm

I think most of us have likely seen bumper stickers that have caused a chuckle or two. Here is the place to share those heart-warming experiences during which getting stuck in traffic has become momentarily more amusing.

Today I saw the following.... *giggle*

I am not playing with myself, I am just adjusting my jewellry

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 4:33 pm

LOL!

well a biker cannot wear a bumper sticker, but one of the funniest T shirts I saw a biker wearing said:

If you are reading this, I have lost my moll

Made by "No Fear" (copywritten) some of the greatest T shirts going

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 4:53 pm

I have seen some pretty good ones.. I just can't think of a whole lot.

I'm with Ysh, though. Some shirts top all. I have a friend with one that reads:

Are you checking me out, or are you just reading my shirt?

Today, though, I saw the spin-off of an old classic on a moving truck:

This vehicle makes wierd turns.

It's not very funny, but it made me grin because it wasn't what I was expecting to read...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 5:52 pm

Tshirts can be funny

my partner was given one that reads "God must really love stupid people because she made so many of you"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 5:56 pm

One of my favorite shirts to see women wearing are the ones with the text across their chest that reads "If you can read this, back off!"

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 6:48 pm

One of mine is:

ANTI-SOCIAL
that means
GO AWAY

Also, I've seen others, like "Give Blood, Go Skateboarding", "Beer too strong? GET OUT OF CANADA", and others like that.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 6:51 pm

Also, one of my female friends has a shirt that says:

"B!tch: (bi`tch) Grumpiness. See morning."

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 8:34 pm

I saw a lovely bumpersticker one day, while waiting in line at a traffic signal at a busy intersection in metro Atlanta.

A fellow driving a jacked-up Toyota 4x4 apparently grew tired of waiting for the light, so he proceeded to climb over the median separating our side of the road from the other. I couldn't help but notice, as he lumbered by, a nice little bumper sticker on the backglass of his truck:

Buy American.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:03 pm

<-- Passing side Suicide -->

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 11:20 pm

LOL @Mah!

I don't know how common this is in other countries, but it's very common in the US for people to sport bumperstickers like this one on their vehicles:

"My child is an honor roll student at Blah Blah Blah Elementary."

I thought this one was a good counter to that one:

"My child can beat your child up."

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:44 am

Here are some :

We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.

Welcome to Texas, now go home.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).

I is a college student.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Eschew obfuscation.

Will Rogers never met a lawyer.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Is there life before coffee?

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes. -------> Sounds like a cop driving the car

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I Cayman went.

My other wife is beautiful.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

Geez if you belive in honkus.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

Save California; when you leave take someone with you.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. -----> Must be teenage gals

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Wink. I'll do the rest.

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.

An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the
earth.

Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

Who cares who's on board?

No radio. Already stolen.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.

Carlsbad Caverns: 22\% more cavities.

Honk if you love cheeses.

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

So many pedestrians, so little time. ---> My personal fave

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 1:00 am

@KidD00769...

...I could imagine that car of yours being plastered with all those stickers...

Your last sticker reminded me of this video game... if you hit granny you'd get a 1000 points.

Just thought of this... what about...

Smell my smoke, or smell my socks!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 1:16 am

Mah@ in the UK

<---Undertakers * Overtkakers--->

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 1:42 am

LMAO, Grunt...

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Mah@ in the UK

<---Undertakers * Overtkakers--->

...so have you been digging up lately?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 1:47 am

Some personal favorites

"I don’t have a License to Kill... Just a Learner’s Permit" and "Join the Klingon Empire! Meet fascinating new species... and then kill them!"

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 3:50 am

I saw a royal blue polo shirt with tiny gold embroidered lettering on the left side of the chest. If you got close enough to read it it said "you're a nosy little bastard aren't you"

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 7:23 am

Re: @KidD00769...

Originally posted by Maharlika
<SNIP>Your last sticker reminded me of this video game... if you hit granny you'd get a 1000 points.
<SNIP>

The PC game called "Carmageddon"