The Lurker Thread

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:04 pm

Hmmm....... I spend a considerable amount of time simply quietly lurking in threads....... On the other hand.....it would seem I have an increasing number of posts to my name.....

So I'm not sure where that places me....

*runs and hides from the "Spammer's Anonymous" recruitment forces*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:13 pm

@DW:

Hmmm....... I spend a considerable amount of time simply quietly lurking in threads....... On the other hand.....it would seem I have an increasing number of posts to my name..... So I'm not sure where that places me.... *runs and hides from the "Spammer's Anonymous" recruitment forces*

You invisible Lurker you. Shame on you.

Edit: Hmmm...I see you've come clean lately. I see your name in lights now.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:20 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

I have an increasing number of posts to my name..... So I'm not sure where that places me.... *runs and hides from the "Spammer's Anonymous" recruitment forces*

*looks at own post count, considers holding out wrists for Spam Anon hand cuffs, reconsiders, resisting would be much more fun

*

Besides, with some of our up and coming Spammers, mine is starting to look average

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:20 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@DW:

You invisible Lurker you. Shame on you.

Edit: Hmmm...I see you've come clean lately. I see your name in lights now.

lol!

That is right...I have washed away my sins...and have placed myself in the full neon light that is the glory of spam...

Juuubilaaation!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:23 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Besides, with some of our up and coming Spammers, mine is starting to look average

No one with a posts per day over 10 is an "average" poster.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:23 pm

lol! That is right...I have washed away my sins...and have placed myself in the full neon light that is the glory of spam...

Go, you!

Juuubilaaation!

Preach it sister! Oh yeah...I can feel it coming on...

The Church of Spam!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:24 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
*looks at own post count, considers holding out wrists for Spam Anon hand cuffs, reconsiders, resisting would be much more fun *

LMAO

.... I think there are names for people like you....and places as well....

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:28 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave

No one with a posts per day over 10 is an "average" poster.

I will have you know I am a reformed lurker now!! My SPD has dropped from 14ish!

@DW - LMAO!

That SO reminds me of my sisters monk in NwN multiplayer!! I wish I could get her to post in here, anyone who takes on a preacher monk must have a sense of humour that is concrete enough to last SYM

And re the people and places, yes, I almost qualify for the SYM Who's Who. Another 500 and they will be patting me on the head and offering me warm milk with my meds

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:28 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Go, you! Preach it sister! Oh yeah...I can feel it coming on...

The Church of Spam!

@Chanak, LMAO .......So who should become our supreme deity then? And what kind of sacri.....I mean....*cough*... offerings....must be placed on the alter?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:32 pm

@Ysh:

*looks at own post count, considers holding out wrists for Spam Anon hand cuffs, reconsiders, resisting would be much more fun *

I say, madam...it's so much easier to resist when you suddenly turn...

I N V I S I B L E

@DW:

There is no question. The High Priest of Spam...the Syncophant of the Irrelephant...the Most Highly Prolific and Basely Regarded Invisible Lurker of them all is...

Weasel.

Sacrifices? Well...a fresh SYM newbie a week would be a good place to start.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:35 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@Ysh:

I say, madam...it's so much easier to resist when you suddenly turn...

I N V I S I B L E

Heck, I have to to come out of my shell sometime - lest I am forgotten!

Besides, resisting is more fun when you are *there*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:40 pm

@ Chanak
Perhaps the term "Grand Poobah" would suit Weasel quite well?

Hmmm....a fresh newbie every week.....is that with or without the BBQ sauce?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:45 pm

LMAO!!

hey! leave Weasel alone

he is a kind, accommodating guy with a sense of humour!

D) He has gone to great lengths to amuse...*ahem*...lead SYM, just watch the newbies run towards him like moths to a flame!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:47 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

Hmmm....a fresh newbie every week.....is that with or without the BBQ sauce?

Without - take 'em raw

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:51 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
LMAO!! hey! leave Weasel alone he is a kind, accommodating guy with a sense of humour! D) He has gone to great lengths to amuse...*ahem*...lead SYM, just watch the newbies run towards him like moths to a flame!

That is probably part of his strategy

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:54 pm

@DW:

Perhaps the term "Grand Poobah" would suit Weasel quite well?

I don't know...he's kinda touchy about stuff like this. I thought "Almighty Ali Baba and Supreme Enchilada" would suit him better.

Hmmm....a fresh newbie every week.....is that with or without the BBQ sauce?

LOL! Newbies on the half-shell, with a touch of horseradish to taste.

@Ysh:

Without - take 'em raw

Yeah! Preferrably wiggling, too, and wailing like a banshee!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:57 pm

@DW LOL!

Originally posted by Chanak

@Ysh:

Yeah! Preferrably wiggling, too, and wailing like a banshee!

Oh yes, the wriggling and complaining are what makes the dish palatable

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:59 pm

The Church of Spam

Being that Weasel is the Church's reigning clergy member, it only stands to reason that the Deity of Spam, the Manifestation of Post Counting Supreme, the Creme de Menthe, is...

Sleepy.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:00 pm

Have you noticed this is no longer a thread devoted to lurkers...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Have you noticed this is no longer a thread devoted to lurkers...

I think this has become the thread that has succeeded in luring lurkers out of the closet