he Sovereign Republic of Game Banshee

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:21 am

Royal Order # 2

Due to public outcrys, protests are now illegal till further notice.

Sub order # 2.1

An increase in taxes is due to take effect upon the posting of this message.

Your most humble king,

Weasel the First

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:22 am

Re: Re: Hear ye hear ye!!

Originally posted by Beldin
No worries, we'll resist.

Beldin F. Hunchback, spokesman of the rebels.

Viva la revolución! I blow my nose at you, so-called Weasel King!

E.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:23 am

Re: Re: Re: Hear ye hear ye!!

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Viva la revolución! I blow my nose at you, so-called Weasel King!

E.

Hear Hear!!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:24 am

Revolution calling

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:25 am

Originally posted by Weasel
Royal Order # 2

Due to public outcrys, protests are now illegal till further notice.

Error accessing Data "illegal". Do you want to : (R)etry, (I)gnore or (A)bort ?

c:\> I <enter>

Echo Royal Command ignored !

c:\> A <enter>

Echo King Aborted...process "Royal Head" executed...initiating elections...

No worries,

Beldin

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:39 am

Royal Order # 3

Due to threats to the security of the Empire of Weasel™, I sadly give the funds needed to form the Royal Protection Squad.

RPS will be lead by the most honorable Gruntboy. From this day forth, Sir Grunty the Brave™ will have the authority to try criminals/desidents/sloggers/unbelievers in the true rule of Weasel the First on the spot and take what every action needs (In accordance with Sub Order # 3.1) to protect our fine people.

Sub Order # 3.1

Limited space in our jails means no new prisoners can be taken, eliminate them on the spot.

Your most humble king,

Weasel the First™

Empire of Weasel™,Sir Grunty the Brave™ and Weasel the First™ are protected under the seal of Weasel INC.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:41 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Revolution calling

I heard someone mutter revolution... Oh it was only BS

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:41 am

*hurls rotten tomatoes at the furry varmint*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:46 am

Bah, you don't frighten us

! The revolution will see to the downfall of you and all your Royal knnnniggets!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:59 am

Down with the Tyrant

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:02 am

Burn down the castle!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:06 am

Make him return where he came from !

Back to your humble roots, innkeeper Weasel !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:08 am

Viva la Revelution

Now, a list of demands.....form our most prolific spkokeman

Later all

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:14 am

Later dude

- well spoken, Beldin

! Down with Tyranny! Up with elections

!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 5:28 am

I can see history repeat itself...

Good luck father, you know you'll need it.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 5:37 am

Originally posted by Vinin
I say Weasel be our nations leader.

Oh, yeah, baby! Let the Revolution begin!!!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:05 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Down with the Tyrant

Im with you, BS. So you arent without allies. Thats the good news. The bad news is that Im your ally.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 10:00 am

Royal Order # 4

Due to the accidental fire at Weasel Ranch 8™, I have now added a tax to every smilie used here at SYM to help the most humble leader/king of all Weasel the First™ rebuild. In these times of need I expect all to do their part.

1. Donate more than you can afford.
2. Name your first born Weasel.
3. All the ladies send pics to Weasel the First™.

Your most humble king,

Weasel the First™

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 12:05 pm

Weasel get ahold of yourself! Do not get your dark past get to you! Fight your evil side! Fight it, I say! You can overcome your Dark Days of Spam. You are not a tyrant. Deep inside you long for the light. You know it.
And to all to people who want free elections - Weasel already won those. Anyone remember "Weasel 4 president"?

I believe in the founding father of COMM

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 1:05 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Royal Order # 4

Due to the accidental fire at Weasel Ranch 8™, I have now added a tax to every smilie used here at SYM to help the most humble leader/king of all Weasel the First™ rebuild. In these times of need I expect all to do their part.

NOOOOOOO!!!