who is this golodon
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damien the 3rd
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who is this golodon
jan jansen is always mentioning this golodon character( you sound like golodon, never seen a wizard carry a body like that since i worked with golodon, dradeel in the asylum talks abouthim) so whos is he and whatis he?
i looked down the mine shaft to see if the cart was coming
it was-epitaph on nashkel gravestone
Executioner: so what is your last request?
Prisoner: just a clean death, so could you test the axe on my bonds
Executioner: Hmmm, all right.
Prisoner
running away) thanks
it was-epitaph on nashkel gravestone
Executioner: so what is your last request?
Prisoner: just a clean death, so could you test the axe on my bonds
Executioner: Hmmm, all right.
Prisoner
running away) thanks-
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That is absolutely hilarous!
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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yeah Jan is funny, he's really funny if you have Minsc in your group. my favorite attempt of him trying to steal Boo was when he lied about having a horrible dream
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note that this is a rough guess of what they said
Jan: oh minsc I just had a terrible dream
Minsc: what was it
Jan: I dreamed that we switched bodies. I was you and you were me.
Minsc: oh no that's terrible
Jan: no wait I don't think that that was a dream.......Give me back my hamster or feel the wrath of my mighty...BOOT!!(yeah that sounds right)
Minsc: oh no Minsc and Jan's minds are switched...wait a second, Minsc is still Minsc, Boo is still Boo, and you are still your thieving self.
Jan: rats it almost worked
the talk was much longer but I could only remember the basic idea of what happened.
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note that this is a rough guess of what they said
Jan: oh minsc I just had a terrible dream
Minsc: what was it
Jan: I dreamed that we switched bodies. I was you and you were me.
Minsc: oh no that's terrible
Jan: no wait I don't think that that was a dream.......Give me back my hamster or feel the wrath of my mighty...BOOT!!(yeah that sounds right)
Minsc: oh no Minsc and Jan's minds are switched...wait a second, Minsc is still Minsc, Boo is still Boo, and you are still your thieving self.
Jan: rats it almost worked
the talk was much longer but I could only remember the basic idea of what happened.
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Could you post it anyway? I enjoy Jan's stories.
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Seriously. Stop looking at me...like...that...
EDIT-Thanks @UncleScratchy.
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Yeah! Jan's stories are the best!
Is there anyone who has 'em all written down, so u can put them here or maybe a link?
That'd be great!
Is there anyone who has 'em all written down, so u can put them here or maybe a link?
That'd be great!
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I heard about a running joke between Minsc and Jan, I heard Jan faked a deadly injury trying to steal Boo.
Can anyone post it for me cause I never encountered it and I'm VERY curious
Can anyone post it for me cause I never encountered it and I'm VERY curious
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-and right you were, mate!
"Power is the ability to control the actions of others, regardless of their wishes" et al, Cohen
-and right you were, mate!
All righty, here ya go!Originally posted by NiteWulf
I heard about a running joke between Minsc and Jan, I heard Jan faked a deadly injury trying to steal Boo.
Can anyone post it for me cause I never encountered it and I'm VERY curious
Jan: Ah, Minsc! 'Tis truly a beautiful day, no?
Minsc: Weather is nice, maybe.
Jan: It is day to get out into the world, breathe in the fresh air.
Minsc: (grunt)
Jan: Too bad, though...
Minsc: What is too bad?
Jan: It's too bad that I won't live to enjoy it.
Minsc: What do you mean?
Jan: Hadn't you heard, old friend. I've got the Calimshan Itch. Alas, poor Jan! (sob, sob)
Minsc: An itch? Can you not scratch it?
Jan: Only death will cure this itch. I shall not live out this day. Oh, terrible powers of the heavens! Why will you let me die without granting me a final wish? Cruel, cruel fate!
Minsc: What can Minsc do to help? A tragedy, this is! I will slay those that need slaying!
Jan: I do have one final wish...no, no. I do not wish to burden my companions with my death. My teensy-weensy wish is unimportant. Travel on, good Minsc. Carry the torch and so forth.
Minsc: It is only fair, big-nosed little one. We will do all that we can to aid you.
Jan: Truly, it is a small thing. As a child I had a pet hamster, named Spanky. Those were the only pure days in my life. Every day was perfection. Oh, the pain! If I could just hold a hamster while I die, perhaps I could capture the innocence of my youth and die a happy gnome.
Minsc: You will not steal Boo from me! I know your tricks!
Jan: Tis no trick, (cough, cough). Neverthelesss, you are correct about one thing, my oafish friend. I do not deserve happiness. Please, leave me to my excruciatingly painful death. I am close now... Spanky I miss you!
Minsc: Boo shall comfort the little dying gnome for a moment. Only a moment!
Jan: Ah, thank you, Minsc. May I have a moment alone?
Minsc: Alone? No, I draw the line... hey! Stand still! I warn you!
Jan: At last Boo is mine! I cannot believe this stupid trick worked. Come, noble hamster, a life of frivolity awaits.
Minsc: I'll throttle with your own arms if you do not return him this instant! This is no longer amusing! It was never amusing! I am not laughing!
Jan: Alright, alright. It was only a jest, Minscy. I meant no harm.
Minsc: That's right, you apologize! It's hard enough keeping Boo's roaming in check without you stealing him. Bad Jan! There will be a booting if this happens again!
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What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.
What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, ... to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if he people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.