AC's Parlor of Paranoia

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:02 pm

Is everyone out to get you? Afraid of all those crazy Spammers who always make complete putty out of a once-descent conversation? Or how about those Lurkers? always creeping around and sneaking up on you when you least expect it.

Welcome to AC's Parlor of Paranoia (Credits of Title all go to T'.

) where we have some lovely women to listen to all your needs and some descent SYM men (!

!) to be the ladies' shoulder to cry on. Feel free to express your worst fears to our team of expert crisis councilers who can calm your nerves... With the aid of alchohal, of course.

Take a seat in this pleasant atmosphere, and if you really think your problems are beyond professional help, maybe you should take a look at the old Bar and Grrrrril and learn about REAL problems and issues that you'd probably never even thought of.

So pull up a chair and enjoy the soft background music. Relax, and most importantly, enjoy.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:04 pm

Get me a beer wench!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:06 pm

Needs? Express? What is this, a love in?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:08 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Get me a beer wench!!

**Points to Weasel**

THIS is the kind of Spammer everyone fears.

BS - Just don't go asking the patients if they wanna hit the back room.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:08 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Needs? Express? What is this, a love in?

*Awakes in the 60's*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:09 pm

And I see our 2 most sensitive men are here

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:09 pm

How do we know this is really a pleasant atmosphere, and that your virtual beverages don't actually hide poisons designed to sap our strength of will? Huh??

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:11 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
And I see our 2 most sensitive men are here

Well Im here too, so much for that, eh?

Ah well. This place just aint the same.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:11 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
And I see our 2 most sensitive men are here

Make that three.... waitaminute! What am I saying?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:11 pm

Fable..we never tell what those secret ingredients are

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:11 pm

*Walks in, grabs a Keiths, sits down, and watches*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:11 pm

I have to agree with Fable...my last drink tasted real funny and I lack the strength to complain..

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:11 pm

**pats Fable on the pack**

Is alright, just have a seat and tell me all about it. [/b]

Quick! Someone check my back! She could have placed a steel tarantula on it!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:13 pm

Well, I don't know if I fit in here, It's awfully hard for a dominatrix to pretend she's paranoid. ...But maybe I can reinforce some other peoples neuroses...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:13 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

**pats Fable on the back**

Is alright, just have a seat and tell me all about it.

What did the spider say?? Come in and rest a moment?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:14 pm

LOL @ Scayde consider yourself a therapist

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:14 pm

*blinks*

...I did NOT just post that last message....

WHO is MESSING with MY POSTS?!?!

Darn moderators...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:16 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
a dominatrix

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:16 pm

@ Gwally

I'm not sure you want the kind of therapy BS and Weasel are going to get..

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:16 pm

I need a beer.....I just got booted from my draft during my pick