If you were pitching a TV show or movie to a studio featuring SYM personalities, what would it be?
TV shows:
Married . . . With Vivien (sitcom)
CM is the long-suffering father of a traditional nuclear family. Vivien is the wife who is always wanting to do nothing more than give her husband hugs. Ode to a Grasshopper and dragon wench are the kids. Hilarity ensues.
Iron Spam (game/reality show)
Hosted by William Shatner, Mr Sleep (Iron Spammer Welsh), Georgi (Iron Spammer Temporary Australian) and Weasel (Iron Spammer Redneck) are the resident Iron Spammers who take on challengers who think they can out-spam the GameBanshee champions. Aegis joins in the second season as Iron Spammer Canuck. Dubbed into Japanese.
FFF (movie)
Ned Flanders stars in this XXX-style movie (not the porn XXX; get your minds out of the gutter!), as a rogue computer geek who hacks other people's networks for fun. Mr Flibble, a special agent with NSA, tells Flanders that if he doesn't help him stop a plot by some banned former SYM members to get back on the boards, all of his old yearbook pictures are going to be posted in Gruntboy's Post Your Photos thread. T'Lainya is the requisite babe.
Changing Computers (game/reality show)
Yshania hosts a show where GameBanshee members trade computers for two days and customise certain features and see how their original owners like it. Do you think McBane will like how Vivien puts his computer in a case the shape of a giant fluffy bunny? Or how about when Minerva finds that KidD01 has dumped all of her saved BG2 games for his Amber Lynn .avi archives?
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Whose post is it anyway??? (reality based sitcom)
Bloodstalker, Ode to a Grasshopper, Georgi, and Mr. Sleep are given various topics and are then required to spam away at the topic and keep the laughs rolling in. Topics will include spontaneous bar life, impersonating game shows, and one word stories.
Oh wait, sorry sorry, that already happens here on a daily basis.
All in the Pond (sitcom)
Kayless plays a racist, grumpy ole' disco frog whose arthritis has led him into retirement. CElegans is his intelligent and eccentric wife. Their son, frogus, has the audacity to return from school with a non-amphibious mate and try to incorporate her into the family, played splendidly by Dragon Wench. Be sure to enjoy this dysfunctional family every Tuesday night.
Bloodstalker, Ode to a Grasshopper, Georgi, and Mr. Sleep are given various topics and are then required to spam away at the topic and keep the laughs rolling in. Topics will include spontaneous bar life, impersonating game shows, and one word stories.
Oh wait, sorry sorry, that already happens here on a daily basis.
All in the Pond (sitcom)
Kayless plays a racist, grumpy ole' disco frog whose arthritis has led him into retirement. CElegans is his intelligent and eccentric wife. Their son, frogus, has the audacity to return from school with a non-amphibious mate and try to incorporate her into the family, played splendidly by Dragon Wench. Be sure to enjoy this dysfunctional family every Tuesday night.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
The Tybaltus Show (reality TV)
Unbeknownst to him, Tybaltus has been the subject of a TV documentary since conception, as we watch his every move. He is completely oblivious to this fact, and that all his friends, family and neighbours are just actors, paid to talk to him and to suggest activities that will bring in ratings. A huge slump is in progress currently, with the subject having been glued to his computer for weeks, doing nothing but spamming on SYM and occasionally eating and sleeping. Several "friends" have been dispatched to get Tybaltus out of the house, and go to a strip club, then get totally wasted and go around propositioning every lady in the neighbourhood, before throwing up multiple times and finally passing out, at which point the friends will do all sorts of tricks to the sleeping subject, including shaving off his eyebrows and putting his hand in a bucket of warm water while he sleeps, all for the purpose of bringing in new viewers.
Just one thing - don't tell him...it would spoil the entire premise of the Show and he's paranoid enough as it is!!!
Unbeknownst to him, Tybaltus has been the subject of a TV documentary since conception, as we watch his every move. He is completely oblivious to this fact, and that all his friends, family and neighbours are just actors, paid to talk to him and to suggest activities that will bring in ratings. A huge slump is in progress currently, with the subject having been glued to his computer for weeks, doing nothing but spamming on SYM and occasionally eating and sleeping. Several "friends" have been dispatched to get Tybaltus out of the house, and go to a strip club, then get totally wasted and go around propositioning every lady in the neighbourhood, before throwing up multiple times and finally passing out, at which point the friends will do all sorts of tricks to the sleeping subject, including shaving off his eyebrows and putting his hand in a bucket of warm water while he sleeps, all for the purpose of bringing in new viewers.
Just one thing - don't tell him...it would spoil the entire premise of the Show and he's paranoid enough as it is!!!
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I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU! You see?! You see?!Originally posted by Kameleon
The Tybaltus Show (reality TV)
Unbeknownst to him, Tybaltus has been the subject of a TV documentary since conception, as we watch his every move. He is completely oblivious to this fact, and that all his friends, family and neighbours are just actors, paid to talk to him and to suggest activities that will bring in ratings. A huge slump is in progress currently, with the subject having been glued to his computer for weeks, doing nothing but spamming on SYM and occasionally eating and sleeping. Several "friends" have been dispatched to get Tybaltus out of the house, and go to a strip club, then get totally wasted and go around propositioning every lady in the neighbourhood, before throwing up multiple times and finally passing out, at which point the friends will do all sorts of tricks to the sleeping subject, including shaving off his eyebrows and putting his hand in a bucket of warm water while he sleeps, all for the purpose of bringing in new viewers.
Just one thing - don't tell him...it would spoil the entire premise of the Show and he's paranoid enough as it is!!!
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Woohoo! This has academy award writen all over it.Originally posted by Ned Flanders
All in the Pond (sitcom)
Kayless plays a racist, grumpy ole' disco frog whose arthritis has led him into retirement. CElegans is his intelligent and eccentric wife. Their son, frogus, has the audacity to return from school with a non-amphibious mate and try to incorporate her into the family, played splendidly by Dragon Wench. Be sure to enjoy this dysfunctional family every Tuesday night.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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The COMM Boat (drama)
The COMMs finally get their own ship, let by none other than Captain COMM himself, Weasel. Also appearing are Maharlika (your cruise doctor), Vicsun (your cruise yoeman), CM (your cruise bartender), Obsidian (your cruise director), all of Weasel's alter egos (your captain's various kids) and Ted McGinley (your cruise photographer). The boat travels around the western Caribbean and features a canned laugh track and guest stars including the SLURRs, the Dark Flamers and Tori Spelling (who dyes her hair brown). Bloodstalker is also part of the regular cast, has several speaking lines per episode but is never listed in the credits. The season one cliffhanger features Buck showing up and saying that one of the crew members is his secret love child from an affair he had with Jeanne Carmen while he was in Las Vegas some years ago.
The COMMs finally get their own ship, let by none other than Captain COMM himself, Weasel. Also appearing are Maharlika (your cruise doctor), Vicsun (your cruise yoeman), CM (your cruise bartender), Obsidian (your cruise director), all of Weasel's alter egos (your captain's various kids) and Ted McGinley (your cruise photographer). The boat travels around the western Caribbean and features a canned laugh track and guest stars including the SLURRs, the Dark Flamers and Tori Spelling (who dyes her hair brown). Bloodstalker is also part of the regular cast, has several speaking lines per episode but is never listed in the credits. The season one cliffhanger features Buck showing up and saying that one of the crew members is his secret love child from an affair he had with Jeanne Carmen while he was in Las Vegas some years ago.
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Who wants to be Weasel (Quiz Show)
Weasel host a quiz show which the questions related to scams and world domination plan.
The SPAM is not enough (movie)
The greatest SYM Agent, Sleep aka 0069 must face his arch enemy, Weasel - the Tyranic Tycoon. While Georgi, Sleep old flame now the tyrant wife being torn between two of them in this suspense conflict. Kayless as R&D staff who always complains how 0069 never assemble the gadget properly before using, while Ode portrays O, the chief of SYM Agency.
The infamous quote of the movie : "0069 with the license to SPAM"
Elegans (sitcom)
CE, a psyciatrist who have a radio talk show is sharing her appartment with a grumpy & bitter ex-cop, Dottie. Ode joins the show as her medling brother who tries to flirt with every women - including Dottie.
Weasel host a quiz show which the questions related to scams and world domination plan.
The SPAM is not enough (movie)
The greatest SYM Agent, Sleep aka 0069 must face his arch enemy, Weasel - the Tyranic Tycoon. While Georgi, Sleep old flame now the tyrant wife being torn between two of them in this suspense conflict. Kayless as R&D staff who always complains how 0069 never assemble the gadget properly before using, while Ode portrays O, the chief of SYM Agency.
The infamous quote of the movie : "0069 with the license to SPAM"
Elegans (sitcom)
CE, a psyciatrist who have a radio talk show is sharing her appartment with a grumpy & bitter ex-cop, Dottie. Ode joins the show as her medling brother who tries to flirt with every women - including Dottie.
I'm not dead yet
Survivors (Reality Show)
Contestants selected from all around the SYM are brought to a strange mystery forum. Georgi, Weasel, Sleep, Aqua-chan, Tybaltus, Kameleon, Vivien, Gwalchmai, Bloodstalker and Ce Elegans are left to thier owns with no contact with any of the outside world. Now the SYMers have to survive each other's spamming, wit, and attitudes while at the same time trying to stay in the forum without being booted out by other contestant's votes.
The Weasel Experience Education/Animal Informational
Weasel is the out-of-control host who travels around the world in search of strange and exotic animals to study and educate the world with. This week, Weasel is searching for many breed of monkeys in the Amazon and in Africa, where he hopes to show the world how majestic these beutiful creatures are and reveal that they must be worshipped as gods.
Contestants selected from all around the SYM are brought to a strange mystery forum. Georgi, Weasel, Sleep, Aqua-chan, Tybaltus, Kameleon, Vivien, Gwalchmai, Bloodstalker and Ce Elegans are left to thier owns with no contact with any of the outside world. Now the SYMers have to survive each other's spamming, wit, and attitudes while at the same time trying to stay in the forum without being booted out by other contestant's votes.
The Weasel Experience Education/Animal Informational
Weasel is the out-of-control host who travels around the world in search of strange and exotic animals to study and educate the world with. This week, Weasel is searching for many breed of monkeys in the Amazon and in Africa, where he hopes to show the world how majestic these beutiful creatures are and reveal that they must be worshipped as gods.
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
Nice one Aegis, I knew I could count on you
Tybaltus: See? You are paranoid. What makes you think that the Tybaltus Show has anything to do with you?
Tybaltus: See? You are paranoid. What makes you think that the Tybaltus Show has anything to do with you?
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I never said I wasnt paranoid.Originally posted by Kameleon
Nice one Aegis, I knew I could count on you
Tybaltus: See? You are paranoid. What makes you think that the Tybaltus Show has anything to do with you?
Besides, I am the only person out there that can be reffered to as "Tybaltus". Im the only person on the internet to use this as an alias. “Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
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ROFLMAO!Originally posted by HighLordDave
If you were pitching a TV show or movie to a studio featuring SYM personalities, what would it be?
TV shows:
Changing Computers (game/reality show)
Yshania hosts a show where GameBanshee members trade computers for two days and customise certain features and see how their original owners like it. Do you think McBane will like how Vivien puts his computer in a case the shape of a giant fluffy bunny? Or how about when Minerva finds that KidD01 has dumped all of her saved BG2 games for his Amber Lynn .avi archives?
This sounds like so much fun!!!Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
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Eh? Are you saying that you are one of my enimies, HLD?Originally posted by HighLordDave
Even paranoid people have enemies.
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I don't think so . . . have you taken over my computer (Weasel is the only one allowed to do that) or joined The Wesley Crusher Fan Club? If you've done either of those, you're my enemy, otherwise, we're all good.Originally posted by Tybaltus
Eh? Are you saying that you are one of my enimies, HLD?
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You forget to mention any Boyband fanclubs and Britney Spears fanclubOriginally posted by HighLordDave
I don't think so . . . have you taken over my computer (Weasel is the only one allowed to do that) or joined The Wesley Crusher Fan Club? If you've done either of those, you're my enemy, otherwise, we're all good.
I'm not dead yet
Not spamming...but
I have a favorite...for the moment at least.
The COMM Boat (drama)
Here is an idea for one..starring Fable...(with special limited appearances by HLD and CE)
SpamMason. (Drama/real life)
The 500 year old lawyer goes to court every week in the name of Spam. He must dig thur the spam of SYM to weed of the bad from the good. At times HLD will appear to shed light on a subject Fable missed during his 500 years of life..(As I said..limited appearances)
During the ratings week, CE will make an appearance to explain microbiology with super long words and to help jack the ratings up ....to get an extension on the contracts.
I have a favorite...for the moment at least.
The COMM Boat (drama)
Here is an idea for one..starring Fable...(with special limited appearances by HLD and CE)
SpamMason. (Drama/real life)
The 500 year old lawyer goes to court every week in the name of Spam. He must dig thur the spam of SYM to weed of the bad from the good. At times HLD will appear to shed light on a subject Fable missed during his 500 years of life..(As I said..limited appearances)
During the ratings week, CE will make an appearance to explain microbiology with super long words and to help jack the ratings up ....to get an extension on the contracts.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Are you absolutely sure about that?Originally posted by Tybaltus
Besides, I am the only person out there that can be reffered to as "Tybaltus". Im the only person on the internet to use this as an alias.
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97% sure, thanks.Originally posted by Kameleon
Are you absolutely sure about that?
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
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