If Men Ruled the World

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:23 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

Don't be so sure... Fas knows that he needs to bail out at the first sign of danger. That's why he left when we began fighting again today.

I have faith that Fas is not bailing out on me, here. We were obviously winning at this point, so why bail? No matter. We will just hold out the rage for a day while you girls have a ball with my winter wolf and BS enjoys the beer I am handing him right now.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:24 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Thats not it. I..............DAMMIT!

Truly, though, Fas and I fight as a team and we will win or lose as a team. Not fair that one person has to leave while the other gets trounced.

Okay, so you're saying that you and FAS together can take on Bloodstalker, but you're not man enough to take him on alone?

Just trying to get this right

(I am teasing, but it is funny)

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:25 pm

Calls intergalactic space rangers with report of stolen ship

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:25 pm

Speaking of team, what happened Ned? didn't I accompany you on your quest for Grunts ear? Where where you man?

Notices Ned looking with longing at Viv*

Oh, understandable

@Ty, alright, get your backup.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:26 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Okay, so you're saying that you and FAS together can take on Bloodstalker, but you're not man enough to take him on alone? Just trying to get this right

(I am teasing, but it is funny)

Actually, you are right on the money. I attempted a 1 on 1 fight against BS at AC's bar a couple nights ago, and I got the living stuffings beaten out of me. But I think Fas and I can beat him. (Maybe)

Its not easy to beat BS, you know.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:27 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Calls intergalactic space rangers with report of stolen ship

I have contact with some Minature Giant Space Hamsters... Would that help?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:30 pm

thanks viv

by viv
pats Ned on the head and begins feeding him bits of pretzels and beer

Purrs with happiness

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:30 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

**Lands ship and walks up to Ned..accidently tripping and shoving Ned into Vivien**

*Graps Viviens shoes and heads to ship*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:30 pm

He'd try to corrupt them

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:31 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
He'd try to corrupt them

You're right.. Weasels and Hamsters don't mix.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:32 pm

by weasel
Lands ship and walks up to Ned..accidently tripping and shoving Ned into Vivien

**continues to purr with happiness. laps beer lovingly**

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:33 pm

BS told me what to feed you

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Purrs with happiness

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:33 pm

Lets see what Weasel's treasure trove is:
AC's bra

Tyb's sock
BS's sock
Viv's shoes

Methinks Weasel still needs plenty more articles of clothing to make it a complete set.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:35 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Lets see what Weasel's treasure trove is:
AC's bra
Tyb's sock
BS's sock
Viv's shoes

Methinks Weasel still needs plenty more articles of clothing to make it a complete set.

Your theory would be correct if we were dealing with a normal person. You must think like a Weasel.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:37 pm

Err Viv, thinking like a Weasel might lead to permanent damage

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:38 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Your theory would be correct if we were dealing with a normal person. You must think like a Weasel.

So, are you saying that you think like a weasel?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:39 pm

**thinks like a weasel, continues to eat pretzels, lap beer, and enjoy being pampered**

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:39 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Lets see what Weasel's treasure trove is:
AC's bra
Tyb's sock
BS's sock
Viv's shoes

Methinks Weasel still needs plenty more articles of clothing to make it a complete set.

He did not take it! Obviously, he just set the situation up to embarass me...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:40 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

So, are you saying that you think like a weasel?

I was clearly giving YOU a suggestion

I'm just pointing to the fact that said Weasel tends to walk around in spandex and a bra, ONLY spandex and a bra. Perhaps a bra, two socks and a set of shoes will fill his other clothing...umm...'needs'....

T'lainya: Lol

Yes, to the surrounding areas

Ned: *hug* I haven't figured out what kind of animal you are. We know elephants like beer, but elephants don't purr. *sighs and tries to figure it out*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:41 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Err Viv, thinking like a Weasel might lead to permanent damage

*Send Western Union Space Candygram*

Greets///
from///
Weasel's///
Love///
Pad///

(Break)

You////
are////
correct////