If Men Ruled the World

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:55 pm

Exposed!!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

by that noteweasel, shouldn't you be looking down instead of at...ahem.

*Sees it time Weasel exits this thread to safer ground*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:56 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
* bear approaches BS, but due to the odor coming from his exposed foot, sits down and refuses to come any closer. BS strikes a match, and sets the sack on fire....this is gonna hurt....*

*bear backs away slowly as the sack becomes an inferno*
*Tyb starts to run-as Tyb doesnt want to get injured further....*

So what now, Fas?

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:58 pm

*Quickly whacks BS on the head and drops him back unconscious into the sack and Blacky climbs in to the sack*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:59 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

I see the whip needs to be used here..

**Exits thread 5 minutes before this is posted ! ! **

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:00 pm

Im glad, I know Blacky hasnt eaten today. He should get more than his fill with BS.

*casts barkskin*
You know. Just in case.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:01 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

**Exits thread 5 minutes before this is posted ! ! **

Weasel seems to be a coward

....i think i need to be brain washed again

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:02 pm

Give me some ironskins, while i cast blessed and the chant. You got a weapon in hand just in case?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:02 pm

Agin, being hit in the head doesn't hurt, nothing up there to rattles people

BS Takes the burning sack, and uses the fire to cleanse and close his wound. Taking a drink of shine, he remembers his Kentucky heratige and wrassels with the bear, finally succeeding in wooping it soundly and stands up, turns his heard to CM and breaths his shine breath acroos the burning sack and igniting the hair on his head*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:02 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

**Exits thread 5 minutes before this is posted ! ! **

At least my boots are safe

*cracks whip in Weasels direction*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:02 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
* bear approaches BS, but due to the odor coming from his exposed foot, sits down and refuses to come any closer. BS strikes a match, and sets the sack on fire....this is gonna hurt....*

**Regrets he left the thread before the blaze was in full swing...thinks of marshmallows**

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:03 pm

Originally posted by CM

Weasel seems to be a coward ....i think i need to be brain washed again

He ran away from the bar, now hes running away from here. I thought he is supposed to be the eventual leader of the world. I though leaders of the world had to be somewhat courageous.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:04 pm

**opens a sack of marshmellow, begins distributing sticks to all looking for a snack**

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

He ran away from the bar, now hes running away from here. I thought he is supposed to be the eventual leader of the world. I though leaders of the world had to be somewhat courageous.

**Hollars back while climbing in space craft.....' I will have peons....i mean loyal servants to enforce my rule' "

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:06 pm

Originally posted by CM
Give me some ironskins, while i cast blessed and the chant. You got a weapon in hand just in case?

Right!
*casts barkskin on other-Fas*
*takes out spear of the woodlands*
You better look out-BS has ignited your hair!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:06 pm

Takes a hose, pulls down Ty's pants and gives him a whiskey enema

no hot dogs Ned?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:07 pm

Sure you will Weaselly one

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:07 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Agin, being hit in the head doesn't hurt, nothing up there to rattles people

BS Takes the burning sack, and uses the fire to cleanse and close his wound. Taking a drink of shine, he remembers his Kentucky heratige and wrassels with the bear, finally succeeding in wooping it soundly and stands up, turns his heard to CM and breaths his shine breath acroos the burning sack and igniting the hair on his head*

Douses the flames with tea, turns around and knocks BS of his feet back in to the flaming sack. Adding to the damage, Fas casts hold person and then the cleric spell sober the slurr

Then proceeds to let Blacky attack, while Tyb casts incest swarm on BS

There you go Tyb...all yours

Ok i am off.
continue this tomorrow.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:07 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Takes a hose, pulls down Ty's pants and gives him a whiskey enema

Yo finally lost it, huh? Cant have me, so you'll go with Tibbs... Poor BS...

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:08 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Takes a hose, pulls down Ty's pants and gives him a whiskey enema

no hot dogs Ned?

*pulls pants back up*

*calls winter wolf over*
*winter wolf breaths cold air towards BS, causing him to get real cold (obviously)*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:08 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Sure you will Weaselly one

*Sends message from space...'It could happen' "